...Then I think why cant abyss sell marriage certificates? Well I know its not legal but just a toy certificate. But some doll owners would love to buy it. And when doll sold sell the seller a divorce certificate. I buy it .
Man u cannot make your own. If u can make your own then why gays all complaining about states banning gay marraige? Go tell gays why dont you print a marriage certificate yourself? Marriage is a ceremony and needs to be ordained by somebody whoes qualifid. Only abyss is qualified for this task. ... And this is just a gag.... I bet the guy who sold me the doll would feel much better if abyss sell him a divorce paper.
RR1, your argument is contradictory and illogical. First you say it's just a toy certificate (no binding powers) then you say it needs to be ordained by a qualified individual
Then you say you can't make your own (toy certificate) because gays would be making them (yet they are not binding)... WTF??? It would be nice if you'd pick one side of the argument rather than keep jumping the fence
Abyss is 'qualified' to present certificates of authenticity and ownership, but toy marriage certificates are more appropriate by an independent party than the doll makers, just like real marriage certificates are not granted by the families, but by government.
Of course you could ask McMullen to 'give the bride away' but I think he is more interested in selling the brides
Regardless, for all you people who want to marry your dolls. the most recognized authority I can find is...
Spiritfire and his doll, AndreaRoase haev been happily virtually married for over a year now. There has been no talk of divorce, but those services are also provided by Virtual Vows
Just change the line from "until death do us part" to "until she falls apart"
Ha Ha Ha ... good one Gordon