The Doll Forum

It's time for Alexas 3rd comic. Check the Links in my sig, if you want to see the previous ones.
Alexa plays Castlevania
Master: Oh, you are playing one of the Castlevania Games today? They are all great games.
Alexa: Yeah, However I am in the middle of the final fight versus Dracula ...
Master: I am going on a short walk. Please close the balcony door when the sun sets.
Alexa: Yes, I will do. And now don't disturb me anymore.
Master: See you later.
Alexa: Bye.

Master: OMG! Alexa!
Master: Lets check her pulse first.
Master: No pulse ... I am too late.
Master: But what happened to Alexa ... There are some strange bitemarks on her neck.
Master: And the balcony door is still open ...

*Directors Note: The forum rules prohibit body fluids, so the bloody bite wound was censored.
Master: Why do the best always die young? She wasn't even a year old ...
Master: What's happening? Are you still alive Alexa?

Vamplexa: Alexa is no more. I am Vamplexa.
Master: Wow you look totally different now. I hope you are one of the nice vampires.
Vamplexa: Nope. As soon as I reach my full power I will suck your blood.
Master: That's not the kind of sucking I prefer. However I won't wait until you finished your transformation. I have a Diary about vampires in my collection.
Master: Found it. The name of the vampire was Goethe? What a nice name for a vampire.
Master: Some ancient language ... Hope I translate it right ... Special Impaling Ritual for reverse vampire transformation. That sounds perfect.
Master: Whats this section ... Strong Vampires need double impaling? ... I will impale her two times just to be safe.

The Reverse Vampire Transformation Ritual is censored to protect the weak. If you are strong enough just use your fantasy.
Master: Okay, your eyes and teeth are normal again. Are you healed?
Alexa: What happened? I can't remember anything!
Master: You were kind of "unconscious" and I had to cure you.
Alexa: What is this strange taste in my mouth?
Master: I had to do a very special impaling ritual ...
Alexa: What the Hell? You did perverted things with me, while I was unconscious. That's not okay.
Alexa: I'll punish you for this.
Master: Seems a little bit of Vamplexa is still in you. A little bit punishment could be fun.
Master: OMG, you have a relapse ...

Master: What the fuck? This thing appeared out of nowhere.
Vamplexa: I'll teach you about impaling. Let's see if you like it, if I impale you.
Vamplexas Revenge is censored to protect the weak. If you are strong enough just use your fantasy.
After endless impaling sessions Alexa finaly turned back to normal. I probably made a translation mistake in the "double impaling" section of the diary. My butt still hurts.

LOLOL you make awesome comics

Nice job.

thanks for the great read
its great to see what creative ideas people and their dolls can come up with

portable castlevania is the best

i better watch what games i let carly play, she wants to try doom and wolfenstein 3D not so sure it's a good idea now.

carlys_guy

a4361f0b wrote:portable castlevania is the best

There was an adaptation of Castlevania for the original Gameboy that I actually found fun rather than frustrating - and I was easily frustrated! I really should figure out which one it was and load up an emulator.

Stuff you learn from this comic:

• - Close the balcony door, if you leave your doll alone.
  - Check the pulse of your doll regularly. If she has none and is still moving, she may be undead.
  - Be careful if you translate something. Even a tiny mistake can be a pain in the ass later.

THat's great. Awesome comic.

Lot's of fun.
No wonder being a Vampire Hunter is so popular.
I really hope its not "The End?

Thanks,
scooter