$500 is a bit much for a college student to spend on a sex toy. Wish I had rich parents ;_;
Bah, you can save $500 if you wanted. Just spend less on bars, pot, video games, and loose women at those college parties and you'll have that saved in no time. That or rack it up on credit cards as most college students graduate so far in debt they have to do bankruptcy anyway a few years after graduating.
Don't listen to me, just sarcasm, dark humor, and pessimism from my life experiences.