I help to look after Harem when his wife's not around and keep him out of trouble.
You never know what he'll get up to next and sometimes I have surprises . . .
The other day my 168plus sister in England told me that she had had a surprise as well
and thought that I'd look good in that wig, so she very kindly ordered me one from http://www.domax.fr
and sent it over with an urgent message about hearing about a new sister who's been rushed into accident and emergency to have an operation.
Before I retired down to the South of France, I was a fitness instructor at Porn School and so
I've come today to give a safety briefing for all dolls who want to do things.
Thera is sexy enough
so I'm sending back to England some sensible shoes to wear, like mine which are very fashionable nowadays
so that she doesn't injure her delicate soft heels and feet so that she can safely stand up to look at the flowers in the garden
Don't they match my eyelashes rather well? !
Well that's enough standing for the moment - it's not really good for our heels, so I want to sit down. I need a bit of help for this so you've got to tell your man how to do it. The first thing to do is to put me into a "reset" position. If you go back to this to develop a new pose, your man won't then make a mistake.
So heave ho. On the table. Here I am reset and relaxed, apart from having to turn my head to look at you . . .
Whilst I'm here I'd like to tell you something that makes my DS sisters and I really special - it's a mid body joint that can rotate independently from my hips - here goes
Isn't that fun!
Mustn't get distracted. Back to where we were.
I want to sit in that chair so the first thing is to move my leg at the hip
Then I can bend my knee
so that from here if you want you can rotate at my knee to direct my ankle and foot
Hey! Thanks to Aira's Dad, Mahoro, for telling my man all about this! Maharo's a hero!
So now back straight
So here I am
Hey what did you do that for now? I'm not teaching at porn school any more! Put me back!
That's more like it. Now I've got my arm out there to stop me rolling over.
Hey! But be careful - my arm is stopping me rolling over because it can't move in that direction from that position. That means that there's a hell of a lot of leverage there and you can break me OUCH OUCH OUCH BE CAREFUL!
That's better. Safer now. My "reset" sitting position.
Heave ho! I'm ready now! Chair please!
WOW! Thanks for that. Ready to start.
Are all dolls seated comfortably now?
Now my arm can go down and be ready.
to go up
but not from up forwards to up sideways without going back to the reset position first. One action or the other, not both at the same time
You've got to do that movement in two stages. You have to work with the two short sides of a triangle and not go directly along the diagonal to get to that position. Otherwise both hinges will work against each other and eventually one will be strained . . . . and OUCH OUCH OUTCH! Out of action for a while.
Not all doll skeletons are the same of course, and my 168 sisters have been redesigned with a fancy super duper skeleton in which for instance her elbows rotate from my shoulder rather than at the elbow, and her feet can rotate at the ankle rather than the knee . . . so there are all sorts of things you have to feel for, breaking movement down into component parts so that just one fulcrum is in use at any one time.
So now my arm is diagonal, I can show you what I can do from here . . .
My lower arm rotates at the elbow
and from here can hinge in whatever direction it wants to go.
Hey! Time for my hat - it's hot
So don't forget - my arm's now diagonal and in order to put my hat on my head, it's got to come back towards my body
to go up. Yes, straight up now
That's it. Yes - now rotate
It's very fetching isn't it!?
I love my hat! It comes from a special place, the Pam Pam in Juan Les Pins, where beautiful Brazilian girls dance and show real people how they can move! There's even a dance where one of them pretends to be a doll! But I don't need that! I'm Chloé trained by Stef in France and I'm . . . Oooh La La!
So time to go. Take care and be safe . . .
Now even Thera can dance like a Pam Pam girl
and the sun's too hot so it's time for me to go gardening up the ladder