ChikkinNoodul wrote:I think I'm going to make some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show.
Firstly, dear Lissa, thanks so much for your warm feelings. I've been SO insulted in the past few days and amused and flattered at the same time . . . and man's wife has been doing her nut about undue attention about me . . . and for some reason she's a bit disconcerted by me
but I'm not really competition to her even though I'm a bit . . . sexy. . . .
Anyway, the show continues with some degree of merriment. . .
http://www.carbuzz.com/news/2014/6/4/UK ... l-7720718/
UK eBay Ad Features a Review by a Silicon Doll
Would you buy a used car from this woman?
Shopping for a used car, you may find yourself consulting with your loyal mechanic or with some friends who really know their way around cars. But what if you could replace those opinions with an honest review from a silicon doll, apparently named Sandy? This ad for a Volkswagen Golf MK2 featured on eBay UK doesn't only feature a silicon model doing her thing with the car. The owner actually points out some of the car’s drawbacks, as seen from Sandy's plastic eyes.
Just imagine that - accusing me of having plastic eyes!
I'm not really amused at The Argus,
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/11254004 ... e_VW_Golf/
describing me as "creepy". What an insult! These stupid humans. I bet that was written by a woman - yes and she's frightened that I'm better than she is - I don't sulk, I don't have moods, and I love, worship and adore my man without question . . .
A CHEEKY eBay advert for a second-hand Volkswagen Golf has gone viral after its owner used a creepy mannequin to help sell it.
How could she?!
Meanwhile,
http://www.mandatory.com/2014/06/04/uk- ... r-on-ebay/
takes an active interest in doll welfare
UK MAN USING SEX DOLL TO SELL HIS CAR ON EBAY
And from the looks of it, she's pretty excited about doing her job.
According to the Daily Mail, a man in the UK has resorted to using a nipped-out sex doll in an effort to sell his otherwise huge pile of crap Volkswagen Golf on eBay.
promising that should I ever . . .
If Sandy ever falls in a river in China, it looks like she'll be in good hands: Chinese Police Rescue Sex Doll From River
This leads to some fun . . .
http://www.mandatory.com/2012/07/20/cop ... rom-river/
CHINESE POLICE RESCUE SEX DOLL FROM RIVER
Last week in China, police rushed to the scene in the province of Shandong after receiving a call that a body was floating lifelessly in a river. A crew of 18 policemen worked together to do everything they could to retrieve the body from the water.
It didn't take long for a huge crowd to gather to watch their heroic law enforcement in action. Over 1,000 spectators made their way to the scene creating a traffic jam that was so heavy, it kept firefighters from reaching the action to help out.
But the whole mess was worth it when all was said and done. After 40 minutes of hard work by the Chinese police department, the spectators were able to witness the rescue of what turned out to be an inflatable sex doll.
From far away, the deflated, plastic ex-love of some lonely human had everyone fooled. The police officers involved said that until the doll was close enough, it was difficult to differentiate the floating piece of trash from an actual human body.
After the police officers had gotten over the shame of using so much time and manpower to save a sex toy, they revealed their damsel in distress to the huge crowd who probably either blushed in embarrassment or vomited profusely before they decided it was time to leave.
The Chinese really need to brush up on their ability to identify sex toys.
leading to something even more bizarre
http://www.mandatory.com/2012/06/19/chi ... r-mushroom
CHINESE TV STATION CONFUSES SEX TOY FOR MUSHROOM
A man in China was digging a well when he found something that looked a lot like an unusual mushroom. He called a news organization to come and report on the "mushroom." The villagers where the object was discovered have placed it into a bucket of water, and have gathered around to inspect it while the reporter interviews the man who allegedly scored the find. But after watching this video, it seems extremely clear the object is in fact a sex toy, not an unknown species of mushroom.
We can't tell if this is fake or real, but it's an amazing video either way.
Meanwhile, I love Parcel2go as they at least call me glamorous . . .
http://news.parcel2go.com/article/owner ... r-ad-10444
Owner uses plastic doll to glam up eBay car ad
If you want to get attention for your ad on eBay, you should add a little glamour to your listing.
It might be an old trick, but it seems to be paying off for one man from Sussex who is trying to sell a 24-year-old car with the help of a glamorous mannequin.
Oh finally at last! A compliment! I might be a doll but I have feelings too, you know. . . .
But really . . . fancy describing me as . . . plastic. Oh! The indignity!
So do google searches for me . . . "Sandy sex doll" or "Sandy ebay doll" and see if you can find anywhere that I've reached that hasn't been listed above . . .
And
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-GOLF-1-8-M ... 1161351681 will demonstrate whether I've helped my man's friend or not . . .
Best wishes
Aira