Making the best of a bad situation

[TPEsnack]

Here I am with a handicapped doll having something close to Bill Clinton-style non-sex. And having a great time. No penetration (due to fallout from a Pyongyang missile test) but very erotic never the less. Holding 'her' head to my chest or looking into her intense eyes is somehow a very personal experience. But without being offended afterwards if I slide her under the bed. And no talking on her cell phone for three hours about nothing. I don't need to meet her parents because she has none. And she can't get pregnant.

The downside is that it is like real sex with a female partner, all the trying something until it works. And it's tiring since in the end only one position works.

On the plus side, those big-for-the-girl tits feel great when they are sweated up from all my cardio and weight-lifting (I am speaking of in bed). Really, the nipples on top of firm breasts slide across mine and I didn't realize my own could feel so good. But mostly it's the kissing frenzy and the emotional excitation of power games I am unlikely to do with a girlfriend unless I have known her for five minutes.

Curiously, the ass is harder than her belly, intolerably so. Plus interfemural screwing doesn't work from behind and I have no idea why.

I figure if I get 25 fucks out of her I will not have wasted my money. Even better would be pimping her out for a few days as a non-union film extra or Junior Miss model who has eaten too much beef with (w)hormones, then it will have been worth the purchase price. I am nothing if not romantic.