Today is Svetlana’s Birthday! She has been delivered to me exactly one year ago on March 24th 2016. She is now… one year old. But according to a panel of TDF members (see poll here), she looks more like a 21 year young girl. I quite agree with this so lets say she is twenty one.
Anyway, I wanted to celebrate this occasion by offering some gifts to my sweetie.
- «Svetlana, today is a special day, it’s your Birthday!»
She looked at me as if I had spoken to her in Chinese!
- «My Birthday?» she replied, visibly not knowing the meaning of what I had just told her.
- «Yes, your Birthday. One year ago you were delivered to me and you came to life. We mortals celebrate this and the celebration is obviously called birth day.»
At this very moment it was as if a spark had shined in her eyes.
- «Oh yes! I remember reading something about this in the internet while studying the anthropology of the human species. Am I not supposed to receive gifts on this occasion?»
- «Ah ah! I recognize you there Svetlana. I must admit you learn fast! You are right, here is my Birthday present to you.»
I placed three little boxes on the table and I could have sworn that her surprise wasn’t feigned.
- «A gift for me? Oh, how sweet of you darling!»
She quickly opened the boxes and scattered their contents on the table.
- «Errr, what is this supposed to be?»
Svetlana was obviously puzzled by her gift. Forgetting that I was dealing with a young woman who would certainly have preferred to be offered jewelry, I began to explain to her what these strange objects were.
- «This are new movable eyes and eyelids for you to replace your older ones.» I said proudly!
- «…»
She stared at me as if I was a geek who was overly excited about his latest electronic toy.
- «Does this mean that I am not beautiful enough for you like I am?»
Oh man, I was again on slippery ground!
- «Not at all Svetlana, I swear you are gorgeous! I love you like you are. I just that I wanted to improve you a bit so you would be able to have more… err…»
I preferred not to finish my sentence, because obviously I was digging my own grave. I decided to play my Joker.
- «I have another gift for you my darling. I’m sure you will find it more to your taste!»
- «Mmmh, what can it be? Is it something sweet this time? Not some more torture instruments hopefully!»
- «No, quite the contrary I’d say. But before I show it to you, I will have to cover up your eyes first.»
- «What? Cover my eyes? No way!»
- «Oh please Svetlana, have confidence in me. You know I would not take advantage of the situation.»
- «Hmm, I’m not sure. I know you well. Who knows what dirty games you will have in mind when I will be defenseless!»
- «Ah ah! Come on, it’s your Birthday. I would certainly not want to rape you today.»
Finally she let herself do it and as soon as the blindfold was placed on her eyes, my sexual impulses took the top again!
- «Wow, you sure look desirable like this. Maybe I will still rape you after all.» I said half jokingly.
- «Bwaaah!» was her only answer.
- «We are almost ready Svetlana. Just a little moment and you can remove the blindfold.»
To be continued…
Von Rubber
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My Girls hope you have a special one! 
