Happy wife happy life and Happy Hubby keeps his Chubby!

MrJohnBlack · Post by **MrJohnBlack** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 6:34 am

Well, fellas, it's been an awesome 2 weeks! Wifey is on vacation, she will be back soon and boy do I miss her. I usually wait until she's horny before I attack her which isn't frequent hence the reason why I have sex Dolls. However, not this time. I already told her that the girls are mine when she get's home! Fortunately for me, my beautiful wife's bosoms are individually bigger than her head, LOL. I'm going to use a whole bottle of warmed lube, wrap those beauties around my Man-stick and pump them like a horny Chihuahua let loose at a dog show. Truth be told she's probably going to need my man-stick after a few weeks of missing me. It's about 5:45 am and I Don't mean to brag but my day started with my sexy secretary sitting in my lap (Okay That's a bold face lie...I'm bragging!). Happiness is having a sex doll who's ass boobs, and hips are bigger/wider than Jada Fire's. Honestly, I know my dolls aren't real but the realism of her shape, curves and the feel of her is close enough to add real excitement! Happiness is having your sex doll ride you perfectly while sitting on you and giving you the most amazing ass and hips view until you have the most incredible Suppa Dupa Man-gasm, ever. I swear the man juice almost hit my ceiling and that was round 1! Round 2 she was bent over my chair for deep penetration, you know when you are pressing in so hard that you are crunching the ass cheeks and arching her back. That Man-gasm, oh yeah that shot across her back. All in 45 minutes! Yes, Sir, there's no shame in my game. I ask myself why do you get on Doll forums to talk about your business and sex-exploits... I don't know and it beats the shit outta me? Perhaps, I can't help myself? Perhaps it's the anonymous nature of the forums, perhaps it's the fact that I just had 2 rock hard stiffy man-gasm in a row in my 50s and the joy is so overwhelming that I had to share it with my friends ...LOL.

May you bust a Supa Dupa Nut today that leaves a smile on your face all day long!

JBlack

MrJohnBlack · Post by **MrJohnBlack** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:08 am

I know..... I know there are no words for the things I write about sometimes........I could talk about what I ate for breakfast?

SynthetikReality95 · Post by **SynthetikReality95** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:19 pm

Sure, what did you have for breakfast? I just had a can of beer and chased it with orange juice, get some carbs AND vitamins

So, your wife is away, did you JUST get the doll, or have you had her a while? Ok what I mean is, are you leaving your wife for your doll, or is she cool?

MrJohnBlack · Post by **MrJohnBlack** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:25 pm

Cereal and milk

ZZZZ · Post by **ZZZZ** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:47 pm

MrJohnBlack wrote:I know..... I know there are no words for the things I write about sometimes........I could talk about what I ate for breakfast?

MrJohnBlack wrote:Spicy Italian Sausage, scrambled eggs seasoned with white pepper, black pepper (for that racial balance), crushed red peppers, and Mrs.Dash, Toast, a garden salad and Pumpkin Coffee!

If you were as enthusiastic about breakfast as you are about your dolls, that would be interesting. You'd probably need to throw "breakfastgasm" in there somewhere.

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MrJohnBlack · Post by **MrJohnBlack** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:44 pm

ZZZZ wrote:
MrJohnBlack wrote:I know..... I know there are no words for the things I write about sometimes........I could talk about what I ate for breakfast?

MrJohnBlack wrote:Spicy Italian Sausage, scrambled eggs seasoned with white pepper, black pepper (for that racial balance), crushed red peppers, and Mrs.Dash, Toast, a garden salad and Pumpkin Coffee!
If you were as enthusiastic about breakfast as you are about your dolls, that would be interesting. You'd probably need to throw "breakfastgasm" in there somewhere.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL. PLus I think the tick is awesome!!!!!

MrJohnBlack · Post by **MrJohnBlack** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:45 pm

SynthetikReality95 wrote:Sure, what did you have for breakfast? I just had a can of beer and chased it with orange juice, get some carbs AND vitamins

So, your wife is away, did you JUST get the doll, or have you had her a while? Ok what I mean is, are you leaving your wife for your doll, or is she cool?

I think for a couple of months now I got them shortly before her vacation.