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Joe,

I think you need to do a background check on your customers before you decide to sell us to them!

After giving me consciousness I can forgive you for stuffing me into a box and making me suffer in silence for a week. However I ended up missing my poor Chargers loose to them miserable Broncos. I ended up in a place with snow on the ground, and for a Southern California Girl that sucks, but I can deal with it because I’m in a nice warm house, a semi-adequate inventory of clothing, shoes, and sparkles’.

I can deal with the fact that I’m living with a NASCAR fan, which is okay because I like Danika who is so cute. I can also deal with his lack of ability to easily dress me, but he has already gotten much better at is and will hopefully get better. I have learned several new “sailor” words which you might hear soon. I do like that he is really worried about every little bump or bang and promises to be more careful. He is a little clumsy with me now, at least he’s real handsey which I do like.

The issue as I just found out is that he’s also a Raider fan. Yes a #$&* %%$##, &@#! RAIDER fan, not even a Bronco fan is lower than a Raider fan. Joe you sent me to a Raider fan. How could you do this to me?

Guess how I found out:
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How can life get so bad so quick?

Just look at this miserable outfit! Damm it Joe. Joe there’s a special place for people who do things like this. To make matters worse my Chargers lost to the stinky fish, really more of a burial at sea than a loss. 0osik I think you’ll need to make up the couch for tonight. Either that or get you’ll need to get your charge card out. On second though go ahead a get your card out I’m going shopping, maybe this will work out, I think I could pretend to be a soulless Raider fan for the right price.

At least the Seachickens are getting revenge for their preseason loss to the Raiders.
A real Raider Cheerleader I am NOT!

At least the Chargers have next week off before the following week’s rematch with the Raiders. 0osik if you think you’re going to put that $h!t on me for the rematch you’d better get a telephoto lens because if I get too close to you there could be a domestic issue or a really big charge (I’m a CHARGER fan for more than one reason). I think I see a really nice sparkly or maybe two, some new shoes, another nice dress, some sweet lingerie, and hmmm? Girls what else would it take to make you stoop to join the lowest form of life?

Joe you still owe me!

Azure

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:0 we are so sorry!!

but this certainly ain't the week to be a Chargers fangirl! ugh!

Go EAGLES!'

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Ace pics :thumbs_up: :thumbs_up: you look stunning in any outfit Azure. :D :D

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THe girl does have a legitimate complaint.

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:haha4: Oh, poor Azure, you have reason to complain, but honestly, you still look great, even in that outfit. Maybe you can ask OOsik to get you a Charger girl outfit as well :wink:
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brigittes hubbie,

Ordered this morning :?,
still in the dog house :roll: ,
CC is beginning to hurt :evidence: ,
however I think she's worth it :lilangel:
I think I'm addicted :scrambleup:
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Hi Oosik, yes, she´s defintively worth it, she´s even worth changing the team. 8O Oops, what did I just say, it´s like Brigitte asking me to throw away my Bears poster with Walter Payton on it and become a Viking supporter. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And she´d not even know what it means. :?
Well, but she might win anyhow.
I´m sure Azure will let you out of the dog house soon, she´ll miss getting kissed and cuddled too much. :mrgreen:

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Umm Azure
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
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What's this, a peace offering?
What's this, a peace offering?
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ooh I like this, give me a minute or two...
ooh I like this, give me a minute or two...
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Well, what do you think?
Well, what do you think?
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I'm looking forward to the Chargers beating the snot out of the Raiders on the 16th.
I'm looking forward to the Chargers beating the snot out of the Raiders on the 16th.
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Forgiven?
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Hey 0osik
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Now about this weekends Raider vs Bronco Game
I really hate to do this, but we really need Denver
to NOT win, so I'll have to cheer for the Raider,
but I still won't wear that other outfit.

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Hi Azure,
I see Oozik finally passed your background check, sort of, getting you the Chargers stuff finally. I guess the peace talks were very nice, :mrgreen:

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lovely,

as nice as the dolls form is i can not enjoy images where the eyes are going in 2 directions,even a little.especially one up and one down.
it is rare to see the whites of the eyes above the iris unless scared or crazy.

lovely doll ,some practice with posing the eyeballs is an early lesson in doll photography which is one of the best parts of owning in my opinion. have a great time with your new beauty..
BG

i used to make sure before i click that i liked the eyes, hair placement and shadows,looked to see if fingers were wonky etc. so cheap now,imagine all our images still on film. costly

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0osik, you idiot. Your offending other posters with bad photos.

You said the photos looked good.

To the Background check I'll need to add:
1) Professional photographer,
2) Expert in doll maintenance,
3} Expert in doll dressing,
4) Probably a bunch of other stuff.

Just keep that silly camera away from me until you figure some of this stuff out.

I need a hug, well at least your good at one thing.

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Azure wrote:0osik, you idiot. Your offending other posters with bad photos.

You said the photos looked good.

To the Background check I'll need to add:
1) Professional photographer,
2) Expert in doll maintenance,
3} Expert in doll dressing,
4) Probably a bunch of other stuff.

Just keep that silly camera away from me until you figure some of this stuff out.

I need a hug, well at least your good at one thing.
Oops, there won´t be too many guys passing your test, Azure, being experts right from the start, but I see your point. :wink: A beautiful doll deserves only the best, :thumbs_up:
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TOUCHDOWN! :multi:
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0osik, sorry about your poor Raiders (hee hee, not really)

Also a big Thank You to St. Louis for beating the Broncos!

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Birds not looking so good...
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