I know, Coffins can be a somewhat morbid issue to some folks, but a wonderful novelty item for others.
I am offering - Made to Order Wooden Boxes that resemble a coffin, and others that are... well, they are pretty dammed close to the real thing. I have constructed one for Jenny, and I am in the process of constructing 3 more for my other girls, Alexandra, Jennifer and Jaquelynne.
I am currently working on a fully upholstered version with Bed Liner, Inner Lid Cover and Side Covers. Photo's to follow later. For the additional three I am building... One will have a classic Raised Lid (Jennifer has large breasts), a Toe Pincher Version (trapezoid shaped), and finally - the classic Hexagon Shaped (wide at the shoulders). The Raise lid will be in two versions - Gable & Shed Versions, as well as the box can be with an optional 60 degree Reversed Gable (angled sides).
Jenny's is a simple Pine Box with flat Lid finished in Double Boiled Linseed Oil. Inner Dimensions - 180cm (70in) X 50cm (20in) X 28cm (11in). Materials - 1 x 12 Pine, 2 x 4 Spruce, 1/4 MDF, Linseed Oil Finish, Surplus Cabinet Hardware.
1) All Pieces cut and ready for assembly.
2) Assembled (Upside Down) *Note the bed rails to reinforce the bottom*.
3) Assembled (Upright).
4) Handles Installed.
5) Fully assembled with Lid.
As this is an Adult sized coffin, it is a wee bit heavy... Weighing in at approximately 40kg. The Classic Pine Box - Jenny's... also makes a great coffee table! It's not fancy - but it is fully functional! I can also install Cylinder Locks to keep out Prying Eyes.
But don't forget to dress the ladies as vampires when storing them in there! 
