World's Cheapest Love Doll (but not the worst!)

MuddyWolf · Post by **MuddyWolf** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:15 am

Some years back when I wanted a doll and couldn't afford one I made one out of a Barbie Styling Head and a teddy bear body*. Just cut the head off the bear and sew the base of the head into its place. The teddy is nice because its designed to hug you back. And it'll actually hump back too. And the head looks pretty doll like. Both can be found at your local Goodwill for a total of maybe $10 - 15. Its got the inflatables beat all to Hell.

*Actually the bear I used was quite a bit smaller than the one shown here. Hug around till you find one you like. Barbie Bear is the one on the left. She's cuter anyway.

philpw99 · Post by **philpw99** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:22 pm

why not just buy a $50 mannequin from Amazon, dill a hole and put a TPE pussy in it? That should be quite better than Fxxking a bear with a barbie head.

LikeEmThicc · Post by **LikeEmThicc** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:32 pm

but you still fuckin a bear tho

agree w philpw99 here, i seen some mannquins that was pretty hot at the more nicer clothing stores. Just figure where they get em then get one and put a pussy in it.

OR just patrol the "for sale" here on tdf and jump on a deal when some dude gets caught by his wife and has to liquidate a doll FAST for a few hundred (a steal)

If was that poor (and I have been, for many years of my life), I'd just eat nothing but ramen, and just turn the A/C off and go around in my boxers. You'd be surprised how fast you can have an extra couple few hundred a mo if you live ghetto for a couple few months

Mr Miyagi · Post by **Mr Miyagi** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:36 pm

Nuttin wrong with a little ramen.

Post by **Jeff** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:39 pm

There's a whole section here about DIY love dolls. Generally, it's frowned upon to use children's toys though. Ever consider using a mannequin head and sewing the body yourself?

MuddyWolf · Post by **MuddyWolf** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:42 am

philpw99 wrote:why not just buy a $50 mannequin from Amazon, dill a hole and put a TPE pussy in it? That should be quite better than Fxxking a bear with a barbie head.

Why not just fuck a piece of concrete? I'd rather hug something soft. Not to detract from those who like mannequins. I considered that option as well. But I don't seem to be getting across how good Barbie Bear fucks. Once you go Barbie Bear you'll never go back to mannequins.

Post by **Jeff** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:46 am

https://www.dollforum.com/forum/viewtop ... 8#p1248295

They're just trying to help you be able to participate in the forum.

LikeEmThicc · Post by **LikeEmThicc** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:54 am

lol no hate, to each his own, man. But if the best i could do was the...barbie bear?... i'd just go ahead and kill myself. Probably drive my car into a tree at 100 mph so the cops/EMS don't have to go see the sadness at my home at that point, just a car and a corpse. lol

but no offense tho brah, whatever works XD

i have a sick (and kinda mean) sense of humor haha

Post by **Jeff** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:37 am

LikeEmThicc wrote:lol no hate, to each his own, man. But if the best i could do was the...barbie bear?... i'd just go ahead and kill myself. Probably drive my car into a tree at 100 mph so the cops/EMS don't have to go see the sadness at my home at that point, just a car and a corpse. lol

but no offense tho brah, whatever works XD

i have a sick (and kinda mean) sense of humor haha

Your gallows humor is appreciated.

philpw99 · Post by **philpw99** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:51 am

But still, I think this topic is kind of fit in "inventer's corner". We can brain storm all kind of way to make a doll.

MuddyWolf · Post by **MuddyWolf** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:55 am

LikeEmThicc wrote:lol no hate, to each his own, man. But if the best i could do was the...barbie bear?... i'd just go ahead and kill myself. Probably drive my car into a tree at 100 mph so the cops/EMS don't have to go see the sadness at my home at that point, just a car and a corpse. lol

but no offense tho brah, whatever works XD

i have a sick (and kinda mean) sense of humor haha

Hell I haven't been that depressed since I had a real woman in my life.

LikeEmThicc · Post by **LikeEmThicc** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:25 pm

heh, glad you didn't take it the wrong way

Everyone seems to take the "kill yourself" type jokes waaaaay too serious in this day and age haha. Between you and me, you get about 6 beers in me and i'd fuck a barbie bear too XD

jokerisalive · Post by **jokerisalive** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:28 pm

might as well get a my size Barbie at that point bro.......just saying.Hey, to each his own.

LovesBlackWomen · Post by **LovesBlackWomen** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:58 pm

I used mannequins - for THIRTY years. Mannequins were MUCH more realistic in the 1980's and 1990's. Not like the cheap Chinese junk of today.
Greneker, Adel Rootsein and Hindsgaul were the best. I'm pretty sure they're all out of business by now.

MuddyWolf · Post by **MuddyWolf** » Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:09 am

LovesBlackWomen wrote:I used mannequins - for THIRTY years. Mannequins were MUCH more realistic in the 1980's and 1990's. Not like the cheap Chinese junk of today.
Greneker, Adel Rootsein and Hindsgaul were the best. I'm pretty sure they're all out of business by now.

I just checked ebay and they are still available. But they price them between $250 and 500. At that price you can get some of the lower end TPE dolls. Prices seem to be falling on them pretty dramatically as more vendors are getting into the act. I don't know what the cost of manufacture is but some seem to be cutting profit to the bone.