Has anyone found your sex toy? What was the story?
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Has anyone found your sex toy? What was the story?
Well, when you're in the army, they do these things called Health & Welfare inspections, where they search every room in the barracks. They have you stand by your room while a senior NCO and an Officer search your entire room. They get VERY thorough. They're looking for drugs, weapons, alcohol (if you're past the limit... at the time you were only allowed to have like a 6-pack, or a single bottle of liquor, so they make sure you don't have a 30-rack and a handle of Jack, etc.)
Well, they're all up in my shit, and the brand new Lieutenant, who was maybe 22 or 23 years old, max, was searching my sock drawer, when he exclaims so proudly, "HA! He has something hidden inside a sock in the back!!" I guess thinking he found a stash of contraband.
He yanks out the sock with a huge smile, shoves his un-gloved hand into my sock and yanks out the pocket pussy. His face went from huge smile, to confusion, to pure disgust as he threw the pocket pussy across the room and shrieked like a 10 year old girl. The senior NCO started laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes. They ended the inspection of my room at that point.
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I can't say if anyone has ever found any of my sex toys as they never said anything if they did.
But my mom screamed bloody murder when she found my doll.
Girlfriends are for guys who haven't found the right doll yet.
I feel much better now that I've given up hope.
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Your Mom found your Sex Doll !!?? dang that would be not funStewie studmuffin wrote:Great story suryanibba!
I can't say if anyone has ever found any of my sex toys as they never said anything if they did.
But my mom screamed bloody murder when she found my doll.
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The worst part of it was that she said she screamed because she thought that she had seen a ghost.DARKSUN wrote:Your Mom found your Sex Doll !!?? dang that would be not funStewie studmuffin wrote:Great story suryanibba!
I can't say if anyone has ever found any of my sex toys as they never said anything if they did.
But my mom screamed bloody murder when she found my doll.
So apparently she thought that seeing a ghost in my room was a more likely scenario than seeing a real chick in there.
Unexpectedly finding a dildo like that reminded me of this scene:Urdor Izajar wrote:My buddy's gf screamed pretty good when we found her dildo under the recliner while looking for the remote.
Girlfriends are for guys who haven't found the right doll yet.
I feel much better now that I've given up hope.
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Another time with my wife, we were packing to move into our current place (sensing a trend here). I wasn’t home when this happened, but she came across a box which I stored a doll in. She opened it and was met with hair and skin like substance. She apparently screamed and our roommate came to see what was wrong. She was so embarrassed, even though she knew I had the doll. I laughed so much hearing her tell me later.