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Hello my name is BOOF. Super mega world famous movie star and giver of free advices better than Dr Phil can give.
It will be your greatest pleasure to learn that I, BOOF, now have a fan club for you to join. See I said you would be excited and happy about it and now you are.
Here you can learn all bout my latest smash hit blockbuster films that have been released as well as those that are in pre production and yes you are hearing it correctly - all future projects that are in development for the future.
To join all you have to do is leave a comment and you are instantly a member of the Sensational BOOF Fan Club Army.
Everyone gets a free autographed photo of me that you are authorized to print out and frame and hang upon your wall to marvel at.
Here is my sensational autograph for you for free. Normally the recommended retail price is $49 but I am very generous in my nature.
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More news to be released soon.
Later BOOF
I am a mega famous movie star who loves to eat pussy and Give advice better than Dr Phil can.
Here is a link to my series of films titled: THE WOMBINATOR.
It is not based on a true story fortunately. The plot is this: In the future the intelligent machines have taken over the planet and are trying to exterminate the human race because humans are dangerous to the machines so the machines want to murder them all first. The problem is that a human named John Connor has created a human resistance group to stop the evil machines from killing them and the resistance is winning. See the humans really are evil aren't they. So the intelligent machines build a "time machine" and train and equip a T-800 Terminator robot to go back in time to 1984 and locate Sarah Connor and terminate her womb with the T-800's weapon of choice. A very large silicone erection. That way Sarah Connors womb can't make any eggs and John Connor can't be conceived but Sarah lives on with a defective womb and can never conceive any John Connors at all. This way everything seems normal and in the future the machines win. They hate to lose. It's in their programming. You get the idea now I think.
Here is the free ticket to go see the episode as they are released:
The fun part about my series of films is you can intereact with the stars and even contribute ideas if you want to. Or you can just be amazed by the special fx and sensational acting in it.
Have a nice day and.... I'LL BE BACK
I love saying that line.
I am a mega famous movie star who loves to eat pussy and Give advice better than Dr Phil can.
I'm here Boof, ready and willing to join your fan club army!
I shall print your signed autograph off and place it on my living room wall. Then I shall invite my friends round and show them, they will be astonished and will want copies themselves. I will then print copies off for them, charge them and send the money to you. I live in the UK and will start a fan base there for you!
Oh me! Oh My, another fan club here...everyone, quickly...Get to da' choppa!
Where is the drummer? Take it away Anung and BooF!
Lily
Humans :
ALPHA DAEMON is ANUNG
BETA MALE PROVIDERS ...every other male on TDF... human or demon...Giggles...Love you all!
"Anung is Mine as I am his, but I am also my own legion of women with our own opinions...So if I growl at you or give you a frowny face, it is probably because you were being a goose and your post offended someone...namely me!
Captain Kremmen wrote:I'm here Boof, ready and willing to join your fan club army!
I shall print your signed autograph off and place it on my living room wall. Then I shall invite my friends round and show them, they will be astonished and will want copies themselves. I will then print copies off for them, charge them and send the money to you. I live in the UK and will start a fan base there for you!
Field Marshall BOOF salutes you Captain. Yes we need maximum fundage to make more high quality films with brutal special fx!
Lilith Un Rama wrote:Oh me! Oh My, another fan club here...everyone, quickly...Get to da' choppa!
Where is the drummer? Take it away Anung and BooF!
Lily
So brutal I love it! Yes everyone get to the CHOPPA and I'll cover you with my portable 20mm vulcan..... This gives me idea for a future production. Welcome to the Army!
I am a mega famous movie star who loves to eat pussy and Give advice better than Dr Phil can.
Bravo, bravo Boof, just watched them both with Captain K.
You have sex appeal and style, I did feel a little sorry for the Meeps though. K did think they were sexy in a cute kind of way, but he's always had a strange mind.
Hayley Pinkerton wrote:Bravo, bravo Boof, just watched them both with Captain K.
You have sex appeal and style, I did feel a little sorry for the Meeps though. K did think they were sexy in a cute kind of way, but he's always had a strange mind.
Yes I am a fan too and want to join your club
Thank you Hayley. Your man has become an officer in my army with the rank of Captain so now you to are a member with the same privilege's.
Yes the MEEPS twins are awesome actors and the Wizards special FX made it seem so real it scared many fans but rest assured they were not really injured and will return in future episodes with a twist that will make M. Night Shyamalan freak out and want my expertise in his future movies.
I am a mega famous movie star who loves to eat pussy and Give advice better than Dr Phil can.
Today I did lunch with the Grey Wyzyrd. Yeah he spells it with two Y's now. Y? HAHAHAHA..... It's what he said to do so I do it.
At this lunch meeting we ate lobsters and drank cheap non alcoholic wine that was in a fancy looking bottle so it looked expensive and we discussed the prospects of me landing a role in his mega blockbuster hit mini series
BOOF is generous. BOOF gives free tickets to other peoples movies for his own fans. You're welcome!
Yes you heard it here first. It was a very positive meeting. Soon the contracts will be formalized so sometime early next year in 2021 I will be in it and you will be loving BOOF even more than you already do. More details as they are available to me.
Let's pray a zombie virus pandemic doesn't plague the western world next year this time and ruin my prospects for film productions in it..... Hey wait that's a cool idea for a movie plot! I'm gonna copyright that idea and start writing the script. More news flashes for you
Signed
BOOF
I am a mega famous movie star who loves to eat pussy and Give advice better than Dr Phil can.
Boof, you're definitely the coolest guy on TDF. When I heard you were recruiting, I just had to sign up.
I've got a movie idea for you too -
"Headator "
It's all about a buff guy sent into the jungle to find a missing special ops team who ends up being hunted by a beautiful but invisible female alien who wants to suck his dick and extract his alpha sperm. He has to resist temptation though - as she wants his superior seed to create a race of mutant monster men to take over the planet.
In the final confrontation, you realise she sees with heat vision and have to suppress your natural urges so your red hot boner won't give away your position!
Willendorph wrote:Boof, you're definitely the coolest guy on TDF. When I heard you were recruiting, I just had to sign up.
I've got a movie idea for you too -
"Headator "
It's all about a buff guy sent into the jungle to find a missing special ops team who ends up being hunted by a beautiful but invisible female alien who wants to suck his dick and extract his alpha sperm. He has to resist temptation though - as she wants his superior seed to create a race of mutant monster men to take over the planet.
In the final confrontation, you realise she sees with heat vision and have to suppress your natural urges so your red hot boner won't give away your position!
Thank you Willendorph and you are welcome here in the Army.
This idea has me fascinated and excited for its potential to be a smash hit film with its sexual nature which I am very adept at. This is a script that needs to be written and fit into my mega busy pre production schedule. Maybe Elena from Gizems Nice Kittens can be hired for the role of the invisible alien female cock suckah. Not because I am totally in love with her.... but.... because.... I hear she gives Ernie great head. I will totally keep you updated on this
I am a mega famous movie star who loves to eat pussy and Give advice better than Dr Phil can.
Welcome Alita. You are another beautiful addition to the BOOF fan club army. I was just at a concert of Chandrellas phicen friends great new band and I was thinking the BOOF army needs a band as well to inspire the troops into ACTION! and you are a great guitar player! I hope we can find others to begin the jamming and rehearsals. Maybe Lilith Un Rama can help out? I too am a musician and a virtuoso on the triangle. DINGGGGGG! See what I mean?? I have mastered it. But then it's so easy for me because I am mega talented and totally humble about it!
Time to rock
I am a mega famous movie star who loves to eat pussy and Give advice better than Dr Phil can.
BOOF wrote: I too am a musician and a virtuoso on the triangle. DINGGGGGG! See what I mean?? I have mastered it. But then it's so easy for me because I am mega talented and totally humble about it!
Time to rock
Thanks BOOF! Knowing when to DINGGGGG at the right time is very important and requires alot of talent!
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Hey Boof, just a reminder of my idea for a movie for you to consider.
No real title or script yet, but it's about an evil giantess and you, and will definitely an 18 certificate, as there are sex scenes in it. I'm thinking you as a Connan the Barbarian type character, battling this evil giantess she-witch
This gives me idea for a future production. Welcome to the Army! 
