My teddy bear wont talk to me...

Post by **Lilith Un Rama** » Sat May 13, 2017 5:51 am

Fuck me drunk....Anung just got me reading this....this is the funniest shit I have read in ages....I am not really a star wars gal...but I near pissed myself silly....OH...BTW...SDL 1 Alternate online at Anungs house tonight...keep this runing...it is funnier than facebook...SLD Leash

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat May 13, 2017 6:07 am

It appears that there will be several openings in the Space Mall Security force. If you have what it takes and are not easily confused by cleavage, you to can be a Space Mall Trooper!

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sat May 13, 2017 6:39 am

Sounds like you're already having a party there at Anung's SDL Leash! Open a tinny from us too!

Cheers, Hollows.

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat May 13, 2017 6:43 am

...I guess when you make a clone/copy. Something is always lost in the process. ..in the case of troopers it must be IQ....!

Post by **Lilith Un Rama** » Sat May 13, 2017 6:52 am

hollows+fentiman wrote:Sounds like you're already having a party there at Anung's SDL Leash! Open a tinny from us too!

Cheers, Hollows.

HA
not too many of them, otherwise we have to give him the blue pills to have any fun as a girl

SDL

Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Sat May 13, 2017 6:54 am

She Devil Lilith wrote:
hollows+fentiman wrote:Sounds like you're already having a party there at Anung's SDL Leash! Open a tinny from us too!

Cheers, Hollows.
HA
not too many of them, otherwise we have to give him the blue pills to have any fun as a girl

SDL

Ok enuff...bedtime for you...see you guys and gals later...may the force be with me

Anung

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat May 13, 2017 7:44 am

Hi Leash, hoping to post some more later tonight. Hope you got some clean undies just in case you do pee your pants from laughing....lol

Glad you enjoy reading this crazy messed up story....hehehe...

Have fun tonight....and behave.....

Oz..

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat May 13, 2017 11:02 am

Escaping the mall..Part 3, Bad feeling.

After Han and Chloe's narrow escape with the troopers they soon found level 2.
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Look Chloe. Deck zone two.

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Tano was right. Room 4630, Panel control system room.
She said it records all communications in and out of the mall.

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Han forced the door in in they went...

Look Han. The main room is through here.

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Is this what we are looking for?
Yep, this will be the one. Eewwhhh....Got shivers down my spine.
Looks a whole lot like the console in that cell block I rescued Princess Leia from! I got a bad feeling about this..!
We need to move fast before someone comes.

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat May 13, 2017 11:12 am

I do love your pictures, I can't tell is it real or is it Memorex (how old do you need to be to remember them??).....

Terrific as always and I hope they leave soon.....

:haha4:

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat May 13, 2017 11:17 am

Well at very least our little visit to your mall has highlighted some serious security issues

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Sorry about that. You will have some major spending for upgrades. But at least your customers should feel safer and be able to visit with more confidence in the future...hehehe...

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat May 13, 2017 6:06 pm

Speaking about Security, it seems that the new "toy" in Customer Service has resulted in distracting even more troopers from patrol duty!!

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat May 13, 2017 9:53 pm

Escaping the Mall..Part 4, disappointment.

Jessica and party made it back through security and to the moldy falcon without issue.
Sam who was doing his own thing, 3p0 and Chewie-gum where still to return.
K2 wanted to get stuck into his upgrades without delay.
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Wow you sure got a lot of stuff here k2. let me give you a hand.
Why thank you Jessica. said k2 who was keeping his "Manhood" upgrade a secret for now.

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Start with dismantling that old droid. The parts I need most for my articulation upgrade are in that.
Jessica took the droid out of the bag. Still wrapped in an old tarp an k2 gave Jessica his new cordless drill he bought at the tool shop. Bb8 wanted to help too.

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Back on Deck zone two, Han and Chloe search for the location of the deadly star.

Look Han, all the records are here, just like Tano said.
Wow, your right. Look. The mall has just taken a new shipment of anti spaceship guns.
If they have already installed those Its going to be tough getting off this thing without being shot down.

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Look here it is, communications with the Deadly Star. ...
Ran out of fuel....
Shuttle to the mall.....
Rocket and Snow cone shipment. That must have been the shuttle we ran into on the way here?
There it is Chloe, a file containing location of the star.
Oh no, File locked. "Access by unlocking security terminal 6 only".
Damn.!

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Which one is it Han, on the side here?
No Chloe, its the one on the front. said Han with a strange tone in his voice

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I'm afraid I have some bad news Chloe, That terminal can only be accessed by an "R" series droid. Mark 2.
If we try and and obtain one here they will catch us for sure.
I'm sorry Chloe, there is nothing more we can do!
Then I have to give up on finding Ted?

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Come in 3p0. Get the ship ready for a quick take off. Our mission here has failed...reported Han with a quiet depressive voice.
We need an "R2" droid. No way we could get one here!

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Oh my, Chloe will be disappointed! We are back at the ship now, about to go inside.
Chewie-gum will start the pre flight right away Mr Solo.

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OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat May 13, 2017 11:14 pm

Escaping the Mall..Part 5, return of an old friend.

3p0 and Chewie-gum enter the moldy Falcon.

Quick we need to get ready for take off. 3p0 yelled with a panic. The mission failed.

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What are you doing k2? said 3p0 seeing all his junk. We don't have time for this.
Doing my upgrades in case we encounter Vader. replied k2.
Found this old scrap droid in the junk yard. The probability of it having the parts I need is 76.8%.

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OH MY... Its an R2 unit,..... could it possibly be.... My old friend.

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Oh it is him, I'm sure.
But it's dead 3p0. It won't work.
Quick, get a new fuel cell...!

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Jessica Finds a new cell from Hans supplies.
Come on Jessica, put it in.
I'm going as fast as I can 3p0.

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And to their surprise the unit worked...But sprang into defensive mode.
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Woow, look out. screamed Jessica.
R2-D2, is that you. Its me C3p0?

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Bbrruppp..beep boip boop..!
It is you, R2 where have you been?
Brroioip-Bep-beepp.
Oh dear, he say's his memory chip was partly corrupted when his power cell ran out.
He doesn't remember how he got here. But he is very excited to see me!
Brrooopppp..booiip.!
Yes R2, we are together again, at last.!

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Oh My, I nearly forgot, Mr Solo needs and R2 unit...! Come in Mr Solo, k2s0 found r2..

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3p0, are you serious? I don't believe it, Your a life saver. and thank you k2. said Chloe almost in shock.
Send him up right away. Deck zone 2, room 4630. But hurry.

Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Sun May 14, 2017 12:45 am

Hmmm...I reckon R2 needs a new motivator unit...

here are the instructions...

Anung

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun May 14, 2017 12:56 am

Hehehe... You could be right Anung. I'll be sure to pass on the blue prints if they make it back home....

Escaping the Mall..Part 6, droids to the rescue.

Halt, who goes there. What are you doing on this level? This is a restricted zone.

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Oh excuse me Sir. My friend here and I are maintenance droids.
Part of the video surveillance systems repair team.

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This R2 unit is tasked with searching video records for the last known location of a Trader called
Han Solo and his female partner who is wanted by management. We must fix it as soon as possible.
We apologize Sir. We took a wrong turn. These hallways all look the same.!
That's classified information.
They must be telling the truth.
On your way, and hurry up about it..!
Oh thank you, sir. Yes sir.

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This detail is so boring. Imagine if we could apprehend that guy and his crew. We'd be hero's...!
I know right, if only.....don't think they are likely to be down here though.
Na, only stupid maintenance droids. Nothing exciting ever happens to us!