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Now that's what I call a stroke of luck.
Those R2 units are pretty bullet proof, after a motivator change-out, he should be good for another couple of sequels.
I wonder how much recoverable data is saved on his memory chip?

Pete.

Me thinks I will need a 'Coming to Jesus' moment with my Security Forces after this escapade!!

At the rate those clowns are burning up rounds in the Anti-Spaceship guns, the gang may not have any issues, lol!!

I am looking forward to:

Revenge of the Ted Bear

Coffee and the Gang - Starts my Day of with a smile and a charge!! (Nice battery - to bad it did not say ACME on it

Escaping the mall..Part 7, location at last!


Here it is r2, Deck zone 2, room 4630 Quickly 3p0, in here. Another communication. That's strange. Deadly Star Acme rocket engines? Testing in progress. R2 we need you to unlock security terminal 6, can you do it?
Bbbrreeooiiioiooppp brroopp bup boop ...!
What did he say 3p0?.
He said of course. Or why else would OlmanOz have bought me into this story?
I'm sorry Mr Solo, I have no idea what he is babbling about. R2, for goodness sake, concentrate. We need to unlock this terminal fast. And who is this OlmanOz? I've never heard of anyone so ridiculous..!
BBbbrrrreeeeeeoip. broooiiiwwp...!!
Ok. He is real, if you say so. We can discuss that later. So r2, in a strangely familiar situation set about unlocking the security terminal.
Come on r2 hurry...! Chanted 3p0 bbrrowowowppp..brreiiip..!! mmbbroop....!
He said he has decoded the terminal and he is downloading all of the communications information now.
Bbbrrooppppiee woooopp..!
Oh my. Success. A communication revealing the location of the deadly star..!
Oh thank goodness. said Chloe with a sigh of relief.
BBRROOIIPPP!!
Wait. What is it r2?
breeep boingboop bruup.. Mr Solo, I think his circuits are corrupted. He said the Millennium Falcon just sent a transmission.
Its on its way here. He must be mistaken?
The Millennium Falcon? Though I just got drunk while smuggling moonshine whisky one night and forgot where I parked it... said Han.
How the hell did...?
who the...?
..
Come on lets get out of here.
..
There is only one person I know who could fly that thing apart from Chewie-gum...
Why that dirty low down swindler... Who is it Han?
Goes by the name of........

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode...! don't you just hate when they do that...lol

Yes I do hate the suspense!! I am surprised you have made it this far, you keep pulling weapons, alarms are going off and no one is responding........

This keeps up I just might have to send in some 'Specialists' to hunt down the intruders...And fire all my current security staff....

More suspense that will keep you up, unlike suspenders which just keep your pants up!!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6tsxUqCrIM

Oh...pick me...I know...LOL... he may or may not have been in Space Mall Macca's (Macca's Ozzy slang for McDonald's) earlier...that will see who is watching the video uploads

Wondering if the MF has the drive through sticker yet...saw it get boosted from the police impound lot today Oz....



Anung

Sshhhh....don't give away all the secrets. ..I haven't even taken the pictures tonight yet. ...lol

R2 we need you to unlock security terminal 6, can you do it?
Bbbrreeooiiioiooppp brroopp bup boop ...!
What did he say 3p0?.
He said of course. Or why else would OlmanOz have bought me into this story?
I'm sorry Mr Solo, I have no idea what he is babbling about. R2, for goodness sake, concentrate.

Escaping the mall..part 8, Unexpected bonus.!

In our last episode R2-d2 was downloading the communications history of radio transmission into and out of the mall.
The reason being to find out the location of the Deadly Star. But while doing so he intercepted a new transmission....
..
To everyone's surprise The Millennium Falcon was about to land at the mall.

Falcon, you are cleared to land. Proceed to unloading bay 3A. But R2d2 was not the only one who knew it was coming.!
Come in Sam. Got ya ears on. whispered the Bay Sargent. Meet me at access corridor 3A, logistics deck, ASAP. Sam, glad you could make it. Have some new intel for you. Been a lot of strange
noise echoing through the construction deck in the last few hours. So I did a little digging and staged a little thread crossover recon mission into LoneRangers MTLW thread.
(viewtopic.php?f=87&t=65848 posted may 15th in LR's thread. Ozzie's post will make more sense if you have a look at the link).
The fool posted Classified information in public view.
Found out they have a new "ASS" gun on its way here.
What the hell is an ASS gun? Anti space ship gun.
Weapon specialist's dream, We could sure use one of those"... said Sam with a smile.
Thought so. Someone stuffed up big time. Not even in the budget so it will have to be returned to the supplier.
That's where we come in.
Go on...not sure I follow?
Easy, Ive swindled the paperwork. Removed it from the manifest to make out it will was not sent.
We can steal the gun, load it onto a freighter, and ship it out before the "error" is discovered.
But If you want it we need to move fast! Hell yeah, But how do we get a gun of that size off this satellite? The moldy is way to small....
Glad you asked. As we speak a freighter is about to dock with a shipment of bottled water for the shopping center.
Perfect size to carry that Gun. I know the pilot well, Has been known to do lets say, "A few special deliveries".. .
He will meet us here any moment.
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The Millennium finally docks. Troopers prepare for inspection and logistics droids waste no time preparing the unloading ramps to acquire its cargo of bottled water..!

wonder if it is caldo flying the falcon?

carlys_guy

What's an ASS gun!? Well it is obviously a gun bought by an ASS and if you have 2 then you are a double ASS!!

But a turd gun is just to much - I'll have to go get that paper work taken care of, seems my Clones are diminished capacity do to over replication and will require some retraining (recycling via the food court - looks like Pork for the next month's specials!!).




My favorite is the Falcon coming in to land, way cool photo!!

Escaping the mall..Part 9. Injury by enemy.


Han Chloe and the droids tried to leave deck zone 2 and make there way back to the Moldy.
But they had to pass by The troopers on guard duty again. Hiding in a storage room Han comes up with an idea.

Here put this old rag under your shirt. I have an idea. Halt, Who goes there?[/size]
This is a restricted zone. State your business.
How rude pointing that big thing at me. A pregnant lady. be care-fu...,....."OUCH"..! Now look, you have gone and cut me..! What the hell are you doing with that knife?
It's my boy scout knife.
Oh for Goodness sake, put it away before you get us both in trouble. The cut was quite nasty. R2 tried to patch it up as best he could..! Are you ok miss? Oh the stress, I think my water just broke.....??
AAaagghh...Errrr..Uuummm.....ok, You better hurry along then miss to Hospital block B level 7. Pheeww. That was a close one. Don't know nothing about babies.
Na, me neither.
But she did look a bit like that wanted woman?
Na, couldn't be. The one in the hologram wasn't pregnant.
Ok, well we better keep this hush hush then, don't want anyone to find out you cut one of the guests.
Yep. I'm with you! This detail is not so boring after all hey boss?...hehehe..
To much excitement for me corporal.!

To much excitement for me corporal.!

This does not apply to me, LOL

Thank You Virgin_Doll for posting that cool poster. But, I hope you don't mind, but for this stories sake (and the cross over to mine) I have corrected it!

Poor Chloe, she cut her hand, uh oh, the dogs smell blood......run guys run, I have it on good advice there may be some less stupid troopers on the hunt now.........

This is my 1000'th post on TDF...

*Sigh*......I had a big "happy 1000"celebration picture planned. But 1000 came around so quick it caught me by suprise. ....oh well. I will have to settle for this boring one without a picture ..lol