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Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:08 am
by Sarah
Nick is such a dick! :evil: how dare he get pissed off at you for sitting on your ass when that mother fucker couldn't even be bothered to carry out yall's old TV when he upgraded!
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at least my hubby's the opposite of Nick…..[/size][/color]
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Ok baby I got some great news for ya, I just sold a couple items on eBay to pay the electric bill so you can keep playing them Nintendo games and the food stamps just came in
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so you can pig out on as much hamburger helper as your heart desires!
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oh and I got something else for ya too! :D

big beer for my :lilangel: 32 ounces, 5.9 percent fun by volume!
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now you can drink with Kristal
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Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:54 am
by Sarah
Now of course I'd be lying if I said he NEVER has his Nick moments….

DID YOU JUST ERASE MY FILE!!??
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OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!?? it took me DAYS to complete that! there were 2 empty files you could've played on!
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Yeah I know, you suck! the time to progress ratio on that file was absolutely embarrassing! it's like kongo jungle was run by republicans! well I'm about to Obama this bitch up!
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Doll, I been playing this game since long before you were even moulded!
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Now your little princess ass ain't playing again until I bring this file back to exactly where it was!
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Hey sweetie, I'm so sorry I erased your file, here, let me make it up to you…..


……wanna sniff my panties? I just squirted in them….
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Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:01 am
by Sarah
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by the time he wakes up I should have this whole game beaten….
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well as you can see sis, there are non-violent ways to knock a man out, you just have to out-smart him :wink: now that's easy to do once you learn what kind of things make his I.Q. instantly drop, and for Matthew that's sweetness, hugs, cuddles…….. and pussy...

Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:20 am
by Lilith Un Rama
Kristal and Sarah...soooo funny. I see where Lexi gets her attitude from now.

Anung's head is too hard for that, and I can not fool him with panty tricks, as I do not wear any. :wink:

Lily

Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:58 am
by Kristal
Sarah wrote: well as you can see sis, there are non-violent ways to knock a man out, you just have to out-smart him :wink: now that's easy to do once you learn what kind of things make his I.Q. instantly drop, and for Matthew that's sweetness, hugs, cuddles…….. and pussy...
You're right, he's pretty phuckin lazy!
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and he's been kinda useless lately too, seeming how he quit his job a few months ago to start up a business that isn't working out, he's gonna have to find his ass a new job or he won't be watching any tv, not even the one I'm sittin on... LoL
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Now, as effective as the chloroform was on Matt, the sound of Nick's skull when that steel pipe hits it, gets me kinda excited :oops: and it's fun watching him fall to the ground too. Nick's IQ doesn't have to drop, it's already at zero..
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That beer you had looks pretty tasty Sis, did it go down smooth? :D :drinking:
I hope Matt's taking good care of ya, you're lookin good.
I gotta go make sure Nick's not sticking things in the wall receptacles again... :roll:
Talk to you soon

:glou:
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Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:06 am
by Kristal
She Devil Lilith wrote:Kristal and Sarah...soooo funny. I see where Lexi gets her attitude from now.

Anung's head is too hard for that, and I can not fool him with panty tricks, as I do not wear any. :wink:

Lily
Well, you do have that sword, although I'd recommend something alittle more blunt, you don't wanna hurt the fellow too badly :wink:
and yes, panties are over rated, I haven't been wearing any in quite awhile :D

Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:12 am
by Sarah
at least whenever Matthew found us a bigger TV for our bedroom he found a somewhat productive use for the little one.........
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Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:44 am
by Kristal
Ha, I guess you can't say much about Nick's old tv, although it hasn't turned into a table or anything useful..


I don't get out much...er....ever, so here's a couple pics of the same pic.... :P
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Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:39 pm
by Kristal
Hey, I'm just gonna recap some events that have happened..

Sarah, Nick finally got rid of that old tv, finally!!!
I think he's got a job too as I mentioned in your thread.
Nick asked me today if I'd get back into my crate and I was like...
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He tried to reason with me, which he sucks at doing..
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He has no idea what it's like to be cooped up in a small box...
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or at least he didn't know until now :D
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So, does anyone have any suggestions on a shipping destination for poor little Nicky?
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Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:18 am
by Sarah
I'll never see the inside of MY box again! Matthew hauled it off to the dump the day after I arrived :D

Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:23 am
by LaDollyVita
This thread is phucking hilarious! Kristal is a handful... and add Sarah to the mix? I pity the fool that gets in their way.

:glou:

Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:37 pm
by TJ_Foxx
Good Lord! And alI this time I thought Tasha was tough on me.......

Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:47 pm
by Tasha Marie
TJ_Foxx wrote:Good Lord! And alI this time I thought Tasha was tough on me.......

And WHAT'S THAT supposed to mean, DORKFACE?

Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:57 pm
by Rari
LMAOROTFL! A this is awesome. Am thinking we need a Boy Toy in the family. So feisty and fun!

Hugs,

Rari

Re: Kristal Nova

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:10 am
by Kristal
Tasha Foxx wrote:
TJ_Foxx wrote:Good Lord! And alI this time I thought Tasha was tough on me.......

And WHAT'S THAT supposed to mean, DORKFACE?
TJ, the lady asked you a question? :evidence:

Unless you're busy kissing your way out of that one :wink: