Good evening, Nyarlat!
I have a secret code sheet below:
Excellent Secret Code Sheet wrote:(BQVQOBOYOB&V!%O&!%WZ^66ZMHN^WMWZMZW&&MWZ&000IJQVNOEQEOVHEB)
00LEIJBIQELQEBLNNVLEIQNINQEOINOXCVDBENWYURGHJVF0BFND00BFndj7YQRYVQ@R(PCN#2OGQH5JNJO9TBB303$%ODXHNGOX;
DNHO*IEBFWZFL(K HFEZIH FV HEIVH****GHFNJESKNGE;KB!@#DFDF#$DFVB!2ED$5GB9987igIULVUVITI,VTQSQAYIKAPOLKAFBSJ
VHKUHSVRNSZEIHRVIKZHVWTEKHKZHREVKSEU653098KJHGFJHG42SDFG(QGUSVJKD)RFGWBFWUJ!@#FVBNHJPOLKWSIJKZFF
MBWDMBKFWIFFHWBCHB,MNBVC,,hJKHJ..??98NHNHNHMMMQQQQMNBVCFGHJPOIUYG%^HJKIUYH<<<OIUYTHJGFTREDFVC@
#EDFVBF5GbOK456YH--098765879IKMD^&*BNMNBVPLM>UYTRFG120GBKSNZ KSQPKSCCKQSMOMKSCOMOQMKCSO
Well, that's pretty close anyway, and the cipher should be powerful enough that it should be able to fill in any gaps the sheet might contain..
To be sneaky, I've sent myself a PM with the cipher, which is based on the square root of pi, the ingredients of Hans Riegel Sr's gummy bears, climatic fluctuation(In Réaumur thermometer degrees) during Napoleon's invasion of and subsequent retreat from Russia, and some stealth-obtained data from a nearby kennel I frequent for just such occasions.
I will now perform the jaw-dropping cryptography required to solve this tremendous puzzle which you so eagerly await ???
Okey... (1.77245385091 + (BQVQOBOYOB&V!%O&!%WZ^66ZMHN^WMWZMZW&&MWZ&000IJQVNOEQEOVHEB) - sugar, glucose syrup, starch, flavoring, food coloring, citric acid, and gelatin(However, recipes vary, such as organic candy, those suitable for vegetarians, or those following religious dietary laws.) ..um, where was I, oh ya.. gelatin ÷ 00LEIJBIQELQEBLNNVLEIQNINQEOINOXCVDBENWYURGHJVF0BFND00BFndj7YQRYVQ@R(PCN#2OGQH5JNJO9TBB303$%ODXHNGOX;
DNHO*IEBFWZFL(K HFEZIH FV HEIVH****GHFNJESKNGE;KB!@#DFDF#$DFVB!2ED$5GB9987igIULVUVITI,VTQSQAYIKAPOLKAFBSJ lowered by half and + : _26°.le 7 X
bre, _30°.le 6 X
bre, _24°.le 1.
er X
bre, _20°.le 28 9
bre, -11°., _21°.le 14 9
bre, _9°.le 9 9
bre, Pluie 24 8
(rainy day) * VHKUHSVRNSZEIHRVIKZHVWTEKHKZHREVKSEU653098KJHGFJHG42SDFG(QGUSVJKD)RFGWBFWUJ!@#FVBNHJPOLKWSIJKZFF
MBWDMBKFWIFFHWBCHB,MNBVC,,hJKHJ..??98NHNHNHMMMQQQQMNBVCFGHJPOIUYG%^HJKIUYH<<<OIUYTHJGFTREDFVC@ + Ruffus(black lab)cell E-9(barking and moaning at 3:00am), Jules slept well last night and is weaning off of the old medication, should be ready for an upped dose of food tomorrow, The Ramseys will be in on Wednesday to drop off Lucky for a stay of 1 week, the air conditioner is on the fritz again. Leave back hall light on until all charges are sleeping. ? + #EDFVBF5GbOK456YH--098765879IKMD^&*BNMNBVPLM>UYTRFG120GBKSNZ KSQPKSCCKQSMOMKSCOMOQMKCSO = ....)
Final calculations: 8 bits + first two letters per 16 = 1 full quadrille + kennel info diluted with special dog algorithms...
AND! The answer is......
Happy B-Day Nyarlat!! 
