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Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:40 am
by winterwarBo
I was at my local kind of sort of dollar store some things are a little over a couple bucks. Looking at the Halloween costumes and decorations I found a set of Eyelashes that match the Pink & Purple wig I bought a couple months ago but I never put on my girls. The big latino lady at the cash register gave me a weird look when I bought them.

HAHAHAHAHAHA She has no idea.. I was surprised that they came with clear eyelash glue. I mean for $2.. How could I pass that up. That place gets odd stuff I got a pixie wig last year after halloween for $1.
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Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:48 am
by dullahan
People always judge, no matter how much you try to conform to the norms. Better to just have a good sense of humor about it and strut along :)

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:50 am
by winterwarBo
dullahan wrote:People always judge, no matter how much you try to conform to the norms. Better to just have a good sense of humor about it and strut along :)
Exactly.

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:58 am
by optical delusion
its why i have started to love self serve checkouts

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:14 am
by Mr Franz
I went through the check out with 3 things once. Cayenne pepper, rubbing alcohol and condoms. None of them had anything to do with the others, but I suppose the pimple faced, teenage lad behind the register assumed otherwise. I thought his head was going to explode!
:haha4:

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:44 am
by amytyl
Don't let their curiosity concern you. I once bought 10 steaks and 6 tubes of lube at the local supermarket, along with a few other things. The cashier asked about the steaks, to which I claimed to be throwing a party. When he started ringing up the lube he looked up at me and I said "that's for the party too". Who cares what they think.

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:53 am
by ZZZZ
One of the managers at my usual grocery store is extremely attractive. She looks at me in a way that I can't totally interpret, but it's some type of curiosity. When the checkout lines get too long she'll work a cash register, and it always seems to coincide with a day that I'm buying something embarrassing. So then I have to avoid her register, but not in a way that seems too conspicuous.

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:59 am
by dullahan
ZZZZ wrote:One of the managers at my usual grocery store is extremely attractive. She looks at me in a way that I can't totally interpret, but it's some type of curiosity. When the checkout lines get too long she'll work a cash register, and it always seems to coincide with a day that I'm buying something embarrassing. So then I have to avoid her register, but not in a way that seems too conspicuous.
I once went to a kind of a dollar store to buy underwear. I was just out of school and moved out so I just bought the cheapest ones I could find, not looking at them closely.

The cashier was around my age, cute and had the most stunning eyes I've ever seen. The kind of ice blue husky eyes. So stunning that I was left speechless for hours after that.

Already quite uncomfortable about the fact that I was stacking packs of underwear to the line, I went home to open the packs. The underwear had a print in the back saying "honey, kiss my butt cheeks".

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:23 am
by Tybalt
When I was buying stuff for my doll, like rubbing alcohol, rubber gloves, garbage bags, zip tie, sponges, bleach, hack saw, cordage, a tarp, stuff to cleaning etc... the cashier asked me where was I going to dump the dead body...

I drive about 1 hour out to some place I would never shop often and do my doll shopping there. I buy women's clothes, makeup, lingerie, etc... The cashier will think I am a cross dressing sissy boy, but I don't care and won't ever show up again.

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:36 am
by winterwarBo
I go to the one goodwill outlet like an hour away. She has an attitude when I check out. I don't care you want to see that buy work pants and dress shirts with women's dresses nighties bras and corsets that's fine I'm sorry you're old and very overweight.. 1st world problems. The dollar stores are used to me buying women's parfume for my mom. So I like to toss in some makeup. They are immune to me

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:36 am
by Awesome Alligator
I try not to buy lady clothes at the same time and place that I buy baby oil and tampons for this reason

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:40 am
by hangman2020
I use self scan, walk around the store with a scanner zapping the bar codes then put the items in a bag once finished shopping, pay at a self paying till then I'm off, there no judgement as


Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:28 am
by ZZZZ
dullahan wrote:I once went to a kind of a dollar store to buy underwear. I was just out of school and moved out so I just bought the cheapest ones I could find, not looking at them closely.

The cashier was around my age, cute and had the most stunning eyes I've ever seen. The kind of ice blue husky eyes. So stunning that I was left speechless for hours after that.

Already quite uncomfortable about the fact that I was stacking packs of underwear to the line, I went home to open the packs. The underwear had a print in the back saying "honey, kiss my butt cheeks".
Classic. :thumbs_up:

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:33 am
by winterwarBo
ZZZZ wrote:
dullahan wrote:The underwear had a print in the back saying "honey, kiss my butt cheeks".
Classic. :thumbs_up:

I was with a group of friemds down the shore. I saw some hot pants with "it's not going to spank itself" on the ass I so wanted to get them.

Re: Cashier must think I am a weirdo

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:47 am
by ZZZZ
winterwarBo wrote:I was with a group of friemds down the shore. I saw some hot pants with "it's not going to spank itself" on the ass I so wanted to get them.
You're not too late:
https://www.google.com/search?q="it's+n ... "&tbm=isch

I like this one:
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