Tanya - Closed Eyes Edition
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:11 am
No, this is not a new head announcement by Abyss, though I wish it were.
Maybe I’m funny this way, but I find closed eye dolls both highly attractive and practical. Here is why:
- Open eye dolls look weird during sex. At least, when you’re not eye-gazing they look weird.
- Open eye dolls look weird in the morning, and in the middle of the night. “Has she been staring at me/the ceiling all night!?” Yes, yes she has. “Will she ever even blink!?” No, no she won’t.
- Open eye dolls are always looking slightly at the wrong thing, or their eyes are misaligned, or are the wrong color, or have fingerprints on them.
- Closed eye dolls look like they are concentrating on enjoying how good the sex feels.
- Closed eye dolls sleep at night, and are thankfully still asleep when you wake up.
- Closed eye dolls are never looking at the wrong thing, and if their eye color is wrong, or they are misaligned, you don’t care.
Abyss, Matt, hear me out: make closed eye variations of one of more of your best faces. When we sleep with our Realdoll2s, it’s time they slept back.
Maybe I’m funny this way, but I find closed eye dolls both highly attractive and practical. Here is why:
- Open eye dolls look weird during sex. At least, when you’re not eye-gazing they look weird.
- Open eye dolls look weird in the morning, and in the middle of the night. “Has she been staring at me/the ceiling all night!?” Yes, yes she has. “Will she ever even blink!?” No, no she won’t.
- Open eye dolls are always looking slightly at the wrong thing, or their eyes are misaligned, or are the wrong color, or have fingerprints on them.
- Closed eye dolls look like they are concentrating on enjoying how good the sex feels.
- Closed eye dolls sleep at night, and are thankfully still asleep when you wake up.
- Closed eye dolls are never looking at the wrong thing, and if their eye color is wrong, or they are misaligned, you don’t care.
Abyss, Matt, hear me out: make closed eye variations of one of more of your best faces. When we sleep with our Realdoll2s, it’s time they slept back.