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I thought this would make a good topic, as it can be hard to know which sex toys are any good and which ones aren't. I've gotten quite tired of wasting money on ones which are useless.

So anyone feel free to review sex toys in this topic. Sure, a lot is down to opinion and the size you are, but this topic should give us a better idea of which ones are good and which ones aren't.

So far I've mainly been buying a lot of Chinese ones from Aliexpress because of their cheapness.
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This one was very cheap on Aliexpress.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sample-O ... 08542.html

It's okay I suppose, not great, but worth the money. Silicone feels quite hard with small nubs inside, so it can sometimes feel a little too rough. It's also very tight, a bit too tight, and makes a lot of noise.
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A long time ago I reviewed a bunch of things. I guess they disappeared in one of the forum's occasional retoolings.

I like cheap toys as well. A lot of toys are expensive and you're not getting any real value. Some things are worth the added expense, but I don't like paying a premium and all I'm really getting is just a fantasy that the toy is a replica of my favorite porn star.

Best cheap toys I've had: Tenga egg and the Head Honcho.

Tenga eggs are suggested to be one-shot or a weekender, but they're pretty resilient if you don't go crazy with them. I've probably used mine three or four dozen times over the two or three years I've had it, and it's hanging on.

If you want a total hands free or "can't feel your hand" experience, the egg won't do it. At best the egg just kind of changes the feel a bit. First couple times I used it I thought it was near worthless because it really didn't change the feeling much, then realized that it changed the feeling enough to make it enjoyable. So if you don't expect a big impact, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Plus they're easy to clean and somewhat innocuous looking. You don't automatically think "sex toy" if you see it laying around unless you already know what it is.

The Head Honcho was better at removing the feeling of your hand. It's a lot smaller and lighter than a Fleshlight but works on a similar principle. It's close-ended so you can get some suction action going. It's very stretchy so the first couple times can be a pain to penetrate, especially if your hands are lubed and slippery, but after a couple uses it frees up a bit but remains snug enough to get the job done.

It's got an extreme, bizarre internal structure. As I mentioned in another thread, lube choice makes a big difference. Too heavy a lube and you won't feel anything. It's much more accommodating of a watery lube. And because it's got a lot of cavity and pockets and it's closed ended, it holds lube pretty well so you don't just plunge it out the opposite end.

Mine lasted maybe a dozen uses before it tore. I was pushing it inside-out to dry, so that may have significantly reduced its life. I'm average size so it wasn't like I split the thing on my John-Holmes-sized wang. Anyway, for the $15 I spent, it was worthwhile.

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Silicone Lover wrote:This one is from Aliexpress, very cheap.
You're not kidding. I just looked at the link--85 cents plus $2.72 shipping? That's amazing.

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I was thinking about getting a Tenga Egg a while back, but didn't think there was much point when I had heard that you can only use it once or twice.

I think I'll try one now after reading your post. :)
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Hers Kinsey, http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Port ... 67893.html

Wow, is all I can say. It looked as though it may not be as good as the regular looking masturbation sleeves, as it kinda looks strange, mechanical, and clunky. But after getting one I think it's awsome, this is definitely the best one I've tried so far!

Doesn't matter too much about what size you are as it's accommodating. Hold it more tightly to make it tighter, hold it not as tightly to make it not as tight.

The material is nice and soft, there's some slight suction too, and it's quite noisy. It's in a hard case which has adjustments on it.

You have two dials at the back which block the holes at the back to create suction, or you can twist them to make them come off which will mean there isn't any suction at all and no noise.

There is also a plate on the top and the bottom to change the pressure/feeling depending on how much you press them in, you can adjust their positioning as well. I don't really think they add that much too it, and I prefer to just keep them on their default positioning.

It's very easy to clean, you just take off the two dials and pour hot water in through the mouth. Or to be more thorough you can take the soft material out of the case and turn it inside out to clean.

I've had it for two months and have used it a real lot, and the material still hasn't torn yet.

I'm not sure how it compares to the best sex toys out there as I've not tried enough yet, but compared to the not that good ones like the one I reviewed above I think it's amazing!

I got mine for £8 which is totally totally worth it imo. Although the seller has now put the price up to £16, but it's still totally worth it imo. You should be able to find it for cheaper though if you look around on Aliexpress.

Only downsides are it's a little short for me, and out of the box one of the little screws holding the case together was completely loose and wouldn't tighten because of a stripped thread, so the case was kinda coming apart, but some super glue sorted that out.
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^ Interesting. I remember seeing that a couple years ago but not recently. Sells under the HEPS name. Makes me wonder if this is a counterfeit, or the same thing with just a knock-off name.

Funny--I went on a few websites to see if they still sold some of the toys I'd bought in the past, but can't find them. Toys seem to have long lives but I guess they get retired eventually. Which is just as well. A lot of things don't seem to get better as newer models are introduced, but sex toys do seem to be improving. When I started out there were only a few types (for men), they were all crappy, relatively expensive, and they all smelled like blow-up pool toys. Things have definitely gotten better.

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J.B. Brand Toy Lover, http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Male-Sex ... 38322.html

This is completely useless, and I wasted £21 on it.

It's very similar to the Sweet Lips from J.B. Brand. In fact I bought this thinking it was the Sweet Lips one (I should've looked more carefully).

It's a masturbation cup with rows of beads that rotate. On the controller you can have a dial, turn it one way and the rotating beads speed up, turn it the other way and they slow down, and if you turn it enough this way you can make them stop all together.

It looks and sounds very cool, but it's totally useless.

For one the hole is way too small, and hardly stretches, so I couldn't get inside at all. The material is almost rock hard as well.

I ended up cutting a bigger hole in it and it managed to fit, but it just felt uncomfortable because of how hard the material is. I Could hardly feel the rotating beads either.

It takes four C batteries which are kinda expensive.

The difference between this and the Sweet Lips one is that this has a vagina for the entrance and has rotating beads, where as the Sweet Lips has a mouth for the entrance (the hole looks a lot bigger too), and the beads go up and down rather than rotate.

I ended up cutting out the whole sleeve, and I'm hoping I will end up with a better sleeve that I can put inside, maybe then I will feel the rotating beads better, this is the only thing that can save it. Otherwise it was a complete waste of money.
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^ not exactly the same, but very similar to this: http://hesnaked.com/reviews/mojo-stimulator/ with about the same results.

Years ago I remember seeing something like these--same principle. I cant remember the name but "Pearl River" seems close. Anyway, I remember thinking it was a neat idea but I could never find anyone who'd actually used the thing; and as they wanted ~$100 US for it, there was no way I was going to gamble on it.

Glad I saved my money.

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I recently bought a Cobra Libre It is a link that stimulates the top of your penis. I wanted to share my experiences with this toy.

As you might have noticed, I own(ed) a couple of Fleshlights. They were my first sextoys ever. I liked them a lot. They are very soft and the Fleshlight girls inserts are nice to look at, but it is not very easy to clean them. Drying them is even harder.
Some time ago I purchased (and sold again) a Fuck me silly 2. I found it to big for a masturbator, but is was great playing with it. It felt better than the fleshlights.

Last week I somehow ran into the Cobra Libre. After reading some reviews about this best fake pussy I decided to buy it. I payed € 75,- including shipping. It arrived last weekend in a plain box. In the box was the toy, a charger and some lube. At some shops the charger won't be included and you will have to buy it seperately. Some shops offer the toy with the charger for free. So it doesn't hurt to have some research on this.

When I unpacked the Cobra Libre, my first thought was that it looks like a car. It looks very nice. Mine is red and black like this one:
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At one end of the toy is a sillicone insert which reminds me of a mouth. Inside it gets a bit narrower and there is some kind of ridge at the lower side. Looks a lot like a tongue but it doesn't move. On top of the toy are 3 touch sensitive buttons. They are very easy activated, by accident as well.

After putting some lube inside the toy, you turn it on and put your penis inside it. To me, the toy fits well and doesn't feel tight. If your member is bigger than mine, there should be no problem. The upper side of the sillicone is very stretchy. The upper side of the sillicone should face towards you when you insert.
You don't have to move the toy up and down like you would with a fleshlight. Just hold it, but not too tight. When the toy is turned on, it starts vibrating at a slow speed. With the + button, the strength and speed of the vibration is increased. And with the - button it is decreased. It is up to you to select a nice vibration strength. If you push the + button again when the device is allready set to its strongest vibration, you will activate different vibration patterns. And boy, these are great :multi: . I like the one where the vibration is weak and slowly, starts to get stronger and than fade away to start all over again. There are several kinds of patterns and you just have to feel whats best for you. To me, the patterns feel very close to a blowjob. Especially if you warm the sillicone with some hot water before using it.

The vibrations are best felt if you hold the toy losely over your penis. Don't push your penis too hard inside. It will weaken the vibrations and they are harder to be felt. The toy provides a tickling sensation at the top of the penis (what's that in English?) when vibrating. Combined with the patterns, it just feels like a real tongue or hand is moving up and down. I had an orgasm within minutes. It felt a lot better than my fleshlights and fuck me silly 2.

Cleaning is very very easy since the hole is not very deep. The toy is waterproof so using and cleaning in bath or shower is no problem. I dried it with a towel and found no difficulties in reaching a spot.

As I allready mentioned, mine came with a charger. It is a magnetic charger, so you just have to click it to the toy. Be aware that not all shops provide the charger for free.

So I can recomment this wonderfull toy to you all. If there is anything else you would like to know, please ask me.
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I bought a SHEQU Vagina and Ass toy. I think it is TPR and it only weighs about 4 or 5 lbs. It is amazing! It's only about 8 inches long, so not for huge dudes. It is textured throughout and felt so good. If it had been warm, I swear it would have been just like the real thing. I prefer the vagina hole, but they join down inside. It has an exit hole and is super easy to clean. Plus, it's so small, it fits in a carry on. I took it on a trip recently and wasn't stuck with the old hand while traveling. The TSA guy was surprised though!

It was only $30 and I'd buy one again. It's awesome.

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Probably the best toy I've ever owned cost $10 on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DV ... UTF8&psc=1

If you lube up the inside, maybe spit in it, and put a hole warmer in it first, you can loosely palm the top of it like a basketball (or, you know, like the back of head) and it feels INSANELY like a beej. And you get that same slurping/gagging sound.

The inside mouth is correct. The tongue is great. It feels like you're hitting the back of the throat and you have to work for a full deepthroat.

I'm telling you, this is the way to go. $10. $30 if you don't have a warmer already.

Just make sure to get the smaller one. The longer one is double sided mouth/vagina. Having a through-hole is no good for suction.

$10. Smaller one. Best beej simulator. You won't regret it. Do it now.

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