"Jessica's Big Droid".

[LoneRanger]

What the hell is going on....following R2 and finding C3P0 like parts...Maybe it's not either or maybe it's a mirage.

I do love that split screen coming and going gif....that was pure awesomeness!!

[hollows+fentiman]

Brilliant Oz and Ozzie! This is turning out to be really exciting in an anxious sort of way! I fear for Carly and her nails or indigestion!

Cheers, Hollows.

[carlys_guy]

nice post ozzy i limited carlys pretzels this time and told her to chew slowly so she didn't get over stuffed again.

carlys_guy

[OlmanOz]

Thanks for your comments guys.. It's what keeps me going..

Chapter two..
Desert dwellers, Part 4.. Whoops.!

Chloe and Jess where in bathroom when I got home.. Gyn came bursting in..

Girls come quick.. To the lab.. Ozzie found 3p0..!
3p0.. Really.? asked Jessica. But why the lab..?
Yes it's 3p0 and he's all busted up..
Omg.. 3p0..!

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Chloe left Jessica behind and ran to the lab with Gyn..

**Haaghh**.. gasped Chloe.. What happened..?
I don't know.. Do you think we can fix him Ted..?
Sure with a little help.. It is easier than building him from scratch..!

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Jessica followed as quick as she could..

3p0.. 3p0.. she repeated making a frantic dash to the lab covered in soap and still half wet.

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Found him on the salt flats.. All busted up with no covers..

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3p0..! screamed Jessica as she entered..
Don't worry Jessica.. We'll have him him fixed in no time.. replied Ted.

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No one noticed Jessica.. And for the next few hours the focus was on 3p0..
Everyone chipping in as they bolted him back together.. Arms.. legs..
Until the last piece was ready to go on..

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Right.. One more piece.. Screw the face plate on and we are all done..

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Okay.. Here goes.. I'll turn him on.. said Jessica flicking to the switch on his back.

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3p0 sprang to life and stood up..

Oh my.. What happened.. Where am I.. Where's r2..?
*Aaaghh*.... My parts are showing.. I'm naked..! yelled 3p0 throwing his hands in the air..

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Come to think of it miss Jessica.. You appear to be naked too..!
Suddenly everyone stopped looking at 3p0..
Turned to Jessica and realized she had no clothes on..!

Whoops..... But I've got my sneakers on..! Hehehe..

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[LoneRanger]

Sneakers...The new look for Spring. Now go convenience all those pretty ladies out there that this is all the new rage....!!!

That was very exciting and now I am all confused on the tracks....who dismantled C3P0 and we are still missing the short one with the tall one's brain chip...

Speaking of chips...I need another bag, just ate my last one reading this!!

[OlmanOz]

Hehe. .. Yes we are still missing the short one with the tall ones memory chip.. Sound's like someone else needs a memory chip..

But shush.. don't mention chips Carly might be lurking..!

[hollows+fentiman]

I must be alone here......”No one noticed Jessica”.......


Hmmm, I wonder what those pesky sand devils are going to do with 3pO’s ‘clothes’?

Great episode mate!

Cheers, Hollows.

[carlys_guy]

we're here and carly is chewing pretzels, nice post ozzy i noticed jessica was nude couldn't miss it. wonder if 3PO's outer shell was real gold or brass, probably on it's way to the scrap yard. now to find R2 and K2's chip if the control bolt didn't scramble it.

carlys_guy

[LoneRanger]

Muffy: OMG...Lil Tatter is missing!! BC stop playing with that damn cat!!

BC: Lil Tatter who...here pussy, pussy...

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Muffy: Your (cough, choke) Son of course!

BC: I don't know, ain't none of my family have a mellon for a fucking head!

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Waaaaaaaaaa............

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Thomasina: Meow, is she always so emotional?, meow?

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BC: Yep, a fucking wacko, now lets pet my little pussy.

Purrr........

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[carlys_guy]

time for a DNA test to find out who the father is.
throwing a little disney in there with thomasina eh lone


carlys_guy

[OlmanOz]

Chapter two..
Desert dwellers, Part 5.. I chopped it off.!

C-3p0 was all back together, apart from his missing covers.
Arrangements where being made for another trip into the desert to find r2..
But meanwhile back at Leia's house, Luke had just arrived....

Suprise..!
LUKE.. Is that really you..?

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It's so good to see you again after all these years..! said Leia giving her brother a hug..
Likewise Sis.. You haven't changed a bit.. hehehe..

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Oh luke.. You need glasses.. hehehe.. So what brings you here..?

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I'm on a mission..
Oh I see.. I guess it involves your little friend here..?
I was just about to eat so let's sit and you can tell me all about it..
There is enough food for a growing boy..!

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So what is this big mission then..?
Got to find my Dadda..
He claims Wally is his father..
Wally..? Mmm.. Now I know why your here..

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Isn't Wally the wampa you....[/color][/size]Yes yes.. His arm I know.. It was 1990..
I was young and silly.. And I chopped it off..
My poor Daddy..!
Aaghh.. Erherm.. It's time I said sorry..! So here I am..
Well I guess It's the right thing to do..?
And if he turns out to be the little guys dad then all the better..!
Come then.. Let me show you where he is..

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He should be in setcor 6.. That's where Han and Jessica saw him..
Right okay..

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Tilly my old pal... Good to see you again.. said Luke with a big hug.
Grraallghhh....puurrrr..!

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Well good luck you three.. And be careful..!
Okay.. Here we go lil "T".. Are you ready.?
And no light sabers..!

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[LoneRanger]

Damn that is one cool character, Luke Skywalker in Hoth gear with tan vest.....And Tilly is way cool! I had to ride a garbage compacter, sigh....

Now were is all that popcorn and chips I keep hearing about...nothing but candy and donuts in this bar to munch on....

[OlmanOz]

You wouldn't want to get popcorn crumbs or chips down the front of that suit.. It would be hard to get out and the chaffing would be a bitch...

[carlys_guy]

i better stock up on more pretzels befroe luke meets wally you never know how wally will react, luke said no light sabers but hope he brought a blaster with him.

carlys_guy

[OlmanOz]

Chapter two..
Desert dwellers, Part 6.. I'm still naked.!

Meanwhile back at home, 3p0 was reassembled and Jessica had finally put on some clothes..

Right well I'm going back out to look for r2 then..

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Oh Mr Ozzie sir.. Thank you for rescuing me. I hope you find r2 soon..
Your welcome 3p0..
Why don't you go with him 3p0.? asked Jessica.

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Miss Jessica I couldn't possibly go.. I'm still naked..
Everyone will see all my parts.. It's just far to embarrassing!

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It's ok 3p0.. I understand.. I would go myself but I'm to nervous..
And I don't want to slow him down..
Don't worry.. I can travel faster on my own.. I said turning towards the speeder.

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Goodbye Mr Oz.. And good luck sir..!
Thanks 3p0.. I'll be back soon with r2 I hope..
I have a fair idea where to look now.. Goodbye..

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Meanwhile Luke reached sector 6...

This is the place Lil "T". He must be around here somewhere.

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Well I'm picking up a life form of some kind.. Over this way..!

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Aaagghh.../ GGroowwlll... roared Wally totally startled raising his claws..

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"Bussrrzzz"... Luke struck His saber in self defence..!

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Rooaaarr.... No not again screamed Wally
Luke raised his saber ready to strike..!

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Will Oz find r2.?
Does Luke chop off Wallies arm again..?
Find out this weekend.. (Maybe)..