"Jessica's Big Droid".

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sat Mar 17, 2018 3:44 am

Cool! I like the ‘naked’ 3p0, although he looks like he still has his metal underpants on!

Great story as usual mate!

Cheers, Hollows.

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat Mar 17, 2018 4:58 am

Thanks Mr Hollows... Steam punk undies... lol

Chapter two..
Desert dwellers, Part 7.. Look out Daddy.!

Suddenly "Lil Tatter" jumped up on Lukes back...

Nooo... Look out Daddy..!

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Wally stopped roaring..

What the..?
Don't kill him.. That's my Daddy..!

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Omg.. I nearly did it again.. said Luke slumping to the ground.

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Son.. Your my son..? gasped Wally..

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He's my splitting image.. Maybe he is my son..?

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Maybe I am the father.. And you nearly killed me..?
Sorry Wally I thought you where going to rip me apart.

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You startled me Luke..
Sorry about that..
Listen Wally.. I didn't just come here to bring your son..
I wanted to apologize for chopping you arm off back in 1990..

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I felt guilty about it for years..! I wanted to say sorry..
Well I need to say sorry to.. It wasn't all your fault..
After all I did attack you.. And I should not have sued you..
Wampa's arms grow back anyway without surgery.. So I'm sorry too..

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Come here you big furry flea bag.. Hehehe... Friends..?
Best friends.. said Wally as they hugged..

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Come on then.. Let's get you back to Leia's place..
We can do a DNA test and find out if Lil T is your son..
Well I guess so..!
Yay..! Thanks Mr Skywalker..

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:31 am

Hope lil T doesn't expect Wally to breast feed him

Wampa's arms grow back

DNA test

There is a remarkable resemblance tho

Funny as Hell!!

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:31 am

I hope Wally hasn’t got fleas! That could be interesting getting them under any armour!

Cheers, Hollows.

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:54 am

nice episode ozzy carly polished off a few more pretzels during the luke and wally meeting but at least her nails are still intact.

carlys_guy

Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:25 pm

...and another bizarre twist to the adventure.

Days of our lives...but on Hoth

Anung

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:14 pm

wonder if spielberg knows wampas arms grow back.

carlys_guy

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:00 am

Yep.. Days of our lives.. With more twists than Carly's pretzel... hehehe..

But a big Warning.. Carly don't read this post. It may be to distressing..
You may chew your arm right up to your elbow..!

Chapter two..
Desert dwellers, Part 8.. I think he's dead..?

As Luke rode back to Leia's place with Wally and Lil "T", I was just heading out..
It didn't take long to reach to spot wear I lost r2's tracks..
But little did I know.. I was in big trouble..!

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The heat had whipped up the wind. By late afternoon it was howling..
Sand quickly filled the sky turning it blood red and the place looked errie..!

Bugger this sandstorm.. The sensors are all jammed..
Where the hell am I..? I'll never find r2 in this soup..!

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But things got even worse..

Oh crap now what... Bloody engine's stalled...
The filter must be blocked with sand..?

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That's weird.. The filter is all good..! Better check the drive system..

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Well I'm sure it must be something really simple..?

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But little did I know.. I was not the only one out there..!

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And then without warning it happened..!

Aaaaagghh.."WHACK"

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Uumm Larry.. I think he's dead..? Red stuff is leaking from his head..!
Mo you idiot.. Why did you hit him so hard..?

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I said knock him out not kill him..!
Well how was I supposed to know humans have soft heads..?

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Don't worry about it.. Lets just get this started and get out of here..
The sand will soon cover him up..!

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:17 am

And so we will begin the Funeral arrangements soon. Looks like those space Monks will be busy for a while to come...

Lets get back (clever usage of this word) to Jassica's naked bum!! That just might revive Ozzie....and poor Sally!!

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:36 am

good episode ozzy hope your head doesn't hurt to much, carly didn't listen to your warning and finished off the pretzels so i need to go shopping again. ozzy carly likes pretzel rods not the twisty kind, the rods are easier to hold and have more crunch.

carlys_guy
P.S. this is why you always travel in pairs when in the bush.

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:44 pm

I don’t know about Carly but that made me want to go.........!

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Post by **SallyOz** » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:53 pm

Has anyone seen Ozzie? He did not come home last night and he never called me. He always calls me if he stays out overnight. I'm starting to get a little worried?
Sal..

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:27 pm

better send han and luke out fast he needs help.

carly snugglemore

Anglian · Post by **Anglian** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:14 am

Looks like we may be waiting for a while for the next update !

Don't worry Sally I'm sure Oz will find a way out his predicament. BTW have you still got those funny teeth and that large bump that you showed us in Darias thread ?

Oh yes we are both still here following along and trying to keep up with events.

Anglian and Sarah

Post by **SallyOz** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:24 am

Yes I'm fine thanks Anglian.. But I won't be touching that cream again..! You can catch up on the latest about that cream at..
Phicen cream explained.. viewtopic.php?f=113&t=97967

I'm just sitting by the phone waiting for a call.. I'm trying not to panic.. Oz knows what he is doing out there.. I'm sure he's fine..
And sometimes his radio gets crackly when he is way out so it's probably just this big dust storm that's passing over..