Doll came home today!!

Akimbo · Post by **Akimbo** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:52 pm

So my girlfriend was delivered to me this evening at 4:30pm EST. Went out to help the delivery man carry it to the living room, and fortunately enough for him we did not have to climb any stairs. Supposedly he was the replacement for the driver before him throughout the day due to heat exhaustion being that it is 102 degrees F here in Jersey.

Anyways, lets get straight to the point! Wow.. Throughout all the research I have done with TDF for the past 4 weeks whilst awaiting for my girl to be delivered it has not prepared me with the amount of energy it took simply to get her up on her feet. She is a WM163cm H-Cup Jasmine model which exploded in popularity earlier this year. Underestimating the weight at first with my initial attempt of moving her out of the box, i decided to stand the box and bear hug her towards my way into the bed room, but ofc not without leaning her to the closest wall i could find to catch my breathe. Being 26 years old and having been lifting for a substantial amount of time I believe my arrogance has gotten the best of me. But moving on, once I established her on her heels with me being the force of balance I went to embrace the doll emulating the feel of what it was once like when I had a girlfriend. I cupped her breasts, and went straight for the kiss to mouth. The lips felt amazing.

Now I knew that what we were all supposed to do is wash her first initially before use, but I could not wait any more. I had to fuck! Failing with my attempts of no fap weeks prior had not stopped me from unleashing the best. Problem was.. getting her into a proper position in bed. Fuck! Maneuvering this doll was like trying to move 100lbs of jelly. The firmness of the TPE was not enough to keep a grip so I literally have to figure ways to wrap my arms around her to land her in the proper setting. Bridal carry was made things modestly better however it doesnt negate the fact that 100lbs of dead weight felt like the equivalent of moving 150lbs. The feet were really difficult to protect as all the weight was going down on it, but even with the standing feet the floor and gravity of the earth had commited some damage to the surrounding TPE of the studs of the feet. Nothing significant, but making the attempts to be as cautious as possible with the delicate material was no easy task. Realizing this, I put socks and my pair of converse shoes on her to help protect the feet as much as possible. I went for the standing doggy at first however admitingly I am not well endowed enough to reach the essence of which all men desire, the poontang. So I decided, fine, I'll flip her over and do the spread eagle position and it worked like a charm. I went ahead and lattered everything underneath with lubricant including the sausage. Thrusting away like the rabid deprived savage I was, I also blasted loud sex moans from my PC so as to not make the sex seem as quiet and awkward. Preferably I rather the doll moan over my grunts, unfortunately we I do not have the funds for such technology.

After having finished inside of her, I was ready to pull out the tools of maintenance. Powder, enema bulb ready in hand, I thought I had everything figured out when reading the threads to try and clean her, problem was, the water was going to get all over the bed. So being the dunce I was i made the attempt to carry her into the bathtub to wash her down. It was as though I was trying to play Hercules with carrying a big farm animal around. Trying the best I could not to drop her I used all my strength to lay her down, had her feet wrapped in grocery bags. I washed her top to bottom and then proceeded to carry her back to the room, which again took a lot out of me to do so. I then went ahead to powder her down and stand her up. Forgot to clean her insides so I went ahead and grabbed the enema bulb to blow some water into her, but gravity wouldn't allow me to do this vertically with her standing agaisnt the wall. So back to bed it was, laid her down standing doggy, that didnt work, repositioned her again on back spread eagle, but again realized the predicament I was in trying not to wet the bed. Pulled her down and grabbed an empty trash bin so the water may fall towards that. Repeated for about 4-5 times till all the juices left the vicinity, straightened out her legs, and pivoted her up back to the standing position to lean on the wall once more. I threw on the grey hoodie which I ordered for her and stuck the two aquarium tubes into her to air out all the water that is left inside.

Mom came home from work, moment of truth. Figured now was a better time than later to tell her that the girlfriend came in the mail today which she was confused so I brought her into the room. She was in shock and somewhat frightened since she has a phobia of dolls, but mostly porcelain dolls at that. She said that this is sick and that I'm still young enough to go out and put myself out there for those white girls which she says should be easy to have one night stands with these days. Without trying to sound all MGTOW on her, i explained to her that I could no longer be bothered to deal with the effort of putting in work and playing mind games to get what I want for just one night. She still thinks that I am capable of going out there to get a real flesh and blood girlfriend, but I told her I haven't given up hope completely, its just I can't be bothered with all the games right now. Then the conversation quickly transitioned to her talking to me about her dating experience with this man she had just met but went on to explain her frustrations on why this guy isn't really talking to her and trying to sell himself to her since both parties made it clear it is just a dating thing and nothing more. Suffice to say, all that was left and concluded was she told me to just make sure to store the doll somewhere it is not visible to any house guests that may show up one day. It's probably a good thing that she is more focused on her boyfriend situation than she is with my sexdoll, but hopefully by the end of the week it will be as though she gets used to it someday to the idea that her son is having sex with an inanimate object. Maybe.

Images here are too big to attach so its all here instead https://imgur.com/a/rNb3Slr
https://imgur.com/gallery/S31uh3c

Akimbo · Post by **Akimbo** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:01 pm

I knew that after showing her the doll there would be a sense of disappointment, but she wasn't mad. I'm hoping this will all come to pass.

curiousswede · Post by **curiousswede** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:12 pm

Haha, nice review! Btw, your mom can date me if she wants to. How old is she? JUST KIDDING!

Just tell your mom that this is "just a stand-in and for therapeutic reasons so you feel less needy around girls because you know how neediness ain't sexy at all". She should understand without any problems if she is still dating men!

Hopefully you will find a good reason now to STOP FAPPING and STOP watching porn, although I do recommend that you look up "artistic nude photos" of women and girls since that can spice things up. You shouldn't even feel any need to fap now, because why would you? You have a hot piece of 150 lbs ass ready anytime now!

You can also practice stamina in terms of speed, force and going deep. This should make you feel like you know what you can REALLY give to real-world women because you now actually have real "experience" of doing it. It feels really awesome when you pound the doll/her so you feel your whole crotch touching between her legs.

If you can, invest in a pair of nude stockings. Powder her first mildly and then put on the stockings which will feel like hell at first. But when you have it on, you can put on nice sexy boots or other clothes on top of it with ease thanks to the less friction from the nude stockings.

Make sure you invest in a high quality wig because as you might have already experienced, they frizzle and shed a lot and are just like those cheap party wigs you buy for one-time use. I view the wigs you get with your doll as "placeholders" until you get something real of value, around 35$ or more.

So, what was your first-time experience like with the doll? How did it feel? How did the orgasm feel? How did the overall experience feel like? That is, "how close did it feel to have sex with a real woman besides the non-participation from the doll?"

Agent D · Post by **Agent D** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:16 pm

> I was trying to play Hercules with carrying a big farm animal around.

HA! Been there, tried that...

. Congrats!

Akimbo · Post by **Akimbo** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:41 pm

When I first tried to get the doll out of bed, my first thoughts were "well shit, this is what I get for thinking with my penis and letting my penis handle my wallet" lol Just from the sheer sense of being overwhelmed with maneuvering the weight after i finished

Akimbo · Post by **Akimbo** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:46 pm

And si, definitely was a first time experience with a doll. Admitingly it felt similar if not slightly better then the flashlight I've used, but I had to factor in that I had fapped just yesterday so I was still "regenerating" my power level.

Akimbo · Post by **Akimbo** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:49 pm

and yea, hopefully this will allow me to ditch the porn altogether cuz i always fap day after day.

curiousswede · Post by **curiousswede** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:51 pm

Akimbo wrote:and yea, hopefully this will allow me to ditch the porn altogether cuz i always fap day after day.

Yeah, just skip that for good from now on. Only have sex with the doll or real-world girls or women. I mean, you should feel silly if you start "pulling your trunk" down there when you have a 150 lbs piece of hot ass in your bedroom that you could smash instead, shouldn't you?

089 · Post by **089** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:00 pm

Agent D wrote:> I was trying to play Hercules with carrying a big farm animal around.

HA! Been there, tried that... . Congrats!

Just don't call her a heffer!

Welcome to the club, Akimbo.

Akimbo · Post by **Akimbo** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:03 pm

Great to be onboard brotha! I think the grey hoodie I left on her is a safe bet i dont think that color in particular would stain. Just something to keep her clothed with if anything might throw one of my light colored t shirts on her for when im lazy. Mom got curious as i was typing this, wanted to touch the doll, feel the skin see what that was like. She was a little freaked out about how realistic it felt, but i think she may be over it now.

Akimbo · Post by **Akimbo** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:06 pm

Doggo went to sniff her also. Even went as far as try to lick her aha but I'm going to try to distance him cuz hes a large akita that constantly sheds.

089 · Post by **089** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:13 pm

But YTH would your Momz be the first one you told about this?! I mean...just...wow.

You have no idea how many ways of bad that could've gone.

I digress. If the hoodie came from the vendor. You're fine. Same if you washed it beforehand. Even barring THAT, you should still be good.

(Fate: She favors children, ships named "Enterprise", and apparently, your doll.

)

Has she told you her name yet?

curiousswede · Post by **curiousswede** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:23 pm

I'm still trying to figure out how old his mom is and if she is hot!

JUST MESSING WITH YOU DUDE!

Akimbo wrote:Doggo went to sniff her also. Even went as far as try to lick her aha but I'm going to try to distance him cuz hes a large akita that constantly sheds.

Yes, and dogs shouldn't be licking TPE and getting oils and that kind of stuff inside their bodies.

Remember that dogs are not humans and may not be able to process certain things in the stomach as we humans can do!

Akimbo · Post by **Akimbo** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:29 pm

https://imgur.com/a/T9y0j9V

She's so purrrty

089 · Post by **089** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:31 pm

Could you imagine a Dramedy episode, shown from his mother's point of view? Emmy award for sure.

Dammit, Swede! Focus!

Yes, Akimbo's mom is hot. (I watch her from three doors down.) But that's not the point here!

A new doll has arrived. And she at least made it out of the box before losing her virginity.

That's cause for celebration!