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Newbie from Dallas TX area

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New to the forum and to doll interest. I bought a small P&A masturbator thing a month or so ago, but it didn't satisfy.

So I bought a $359 amazon doll (I know... I know). Not thinking this one's going to work, but I am still interested in the idea. I don't regret the amazon buy. I'm OK with dropping a day's pay to dip my toes in the water. Before I drop a week's wages or more, I wanted to really see if this idea is for me. The size of the doll is WAY less than I was really mentally prepared for, although it's exactly what the mfg specs say. Just seeing it IRL vs pictures took me aback. I do like the storage/concealment of this size doll, since my wife is in the dark. I think, though, that we're going to have to discuss the idea, and I'm going to have to get a 160-ish+ CM doll or forget the whole thing.

I'll putter around with this one for a while, and research the links here. I honestly want a doll for sexual release, since the missus isn't really participatory in that regard. :( She knows I surf porn and masturbate, and she's totally OK with it, but we've never discussed the idea of a doll. The size of this doll just creeps me out and frankly just doesn't work for doggy which is my favorite thing. The best I can manage with this one is standing at the edge of the bed.

Anyway... TMI, but I suppose we're all adults with similar interests or we wouldn't be here.

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Re: Newbie from Dallas TX area

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etaion99 wrote:New to the forum and to doll interest. I bought a small P&A masturbator thing a month or so ago, but it didn't satisfy.

So I bought a $359 amazon doll (I know... I know). Not thinking this one's going to work, but I am still interested in the idea. I don't regret the amazon buy. I'm OK with dropping a day's pay to dip my toes in the water. Before I drop a week's wages or more, I wanted to really see if this idea is for me. The size of the doll is WAY less than I was really mentally prepared for, although it's exactly what the mfg specs say. Just seeing it IRL vs pictures took me aback. I do like the storage/concealment of this size doll, since my wife is in the dark. I think, though, that we're going to have to discuss the idea, and I'm going to have to get a 160-ish+ CM doll or forget the whole thing.

I'll putter around with this one for a while, and research the links here. I honestly want a doll for sexual release, since the missus isn't really participatory in that regard. :( She knows I surf porn and masturbate, and she's totally OK with it, but we've never discussed the idea of a doll. The size of this doll just creeps me out and frankly just doesn't work for doggy which is my favorite thing. The best I can manage with this one is standing at the edge of the bed.

Anyway... TMI, but I suppose we're all adults with similar interests or we wouldn't be here.
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Re: Newbie from Dallas TX area

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Funny detail I forgot to mention.

When I ordered the doll, I had it shipped to a local UPS store to avoid the missus finding it, and to avoid porch package thieves dollnapping her.

So, I was a bit of a bundle of nerves when I got the notification that it was delivered and ready for pickup. Did they ship it discreetly? Did the box rip? A lot of things were running through my mind.

So I walked in and there was a guy behind the counter helping a lady ship a package. Cool, I thought... A dude. I don't care if he knows what I'm up to. Just help the lady & get her out the door before you go get what I'm convinced at this point will be a busted box with SEX DOLL in huge letters across the side.

Just then a smoking hot young lass comes around the corner... Chipper, cute as a bug, half my age... ""Can I help you, sir?""

Oh, damn.

Yeah, I'm picking up a package. ... "Last name?" ... I told her... she went around the corner and I was watching her as she looked down and then did a bug-eyed double take.

OH DAMN!!!

I figured at this point I just want to get my doll which I am convinced at this point has no packaging at all, just a big fleshtoned mannequin with a big sign saying my owner is a sex perv... So I just asked if she needed me to come around behind the counter and get it.

She said yes, then said some words that made my almost fall over dead. ""Did you want a dolly?""

WHAT? :puppydogeyes:

""It's heavy... did you want a dolly?""



I just busted out laughing and said, nope... I think I can get it.

Turns out it was securely double boxed & no-one had any idea of the contents.

I still just know I was red as a beet.

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Re: Newbie from Dallas TX area

Post by Stewie studmuffin »

Welcome to the forum etaion99! That was quite an adventure with your "dolly!" :wink:
It sort of reminds me of the time that I had to get some hemorrhoid cream and in an attempt to lesson the embarrassment, I picked out a checkout lane that was being worked by this old lady as I figured that she would be more understanding. :whistle:
Of course it was just my luck that a hot young chick opened up another register and was like "I'll take you over here sir." 8O
But anyway, I think the delivery people know what we have in those large boxes. I remember when my first doll arrived the UPS guy couldn't stop laughing for some reason. :?
And when he set the box on the front porch for me he said "There she is." He also referred to the large wooden box that she came in as a coffin. So I think he knew. :oops:
No matter how pretty she is, there is a guy out there somewhere who is tired of her shit!

Girlfriends are for guys who haven't found the right doll yet.

I feel much better now that I've given up hope.

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Re: Newbie from Dallas TX area

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etaion99 wrote:Funny detail I forgot to mention.

When I ordered the doll, I had it shipped to a local UPS store to avoid the missus finding it, and to avoid porch package thieves dollnapping her.

So, I was a bit of a bundle of nerves when I got the notification that it was delivered and ready for pickup. Did they ship it discreetly? Did the box rip? A lot of things were running through my mind.

So I walked in and there was a guy behind the counter helping a lady ship a package. Cool, I thought... A dude. I don't care if he knows what I'm up to. Just help the lady & get her out the door before you go get what I'm convinced at this point will be a busted box with SEX DOLL in huge letters across the side.

Just then a smoking hot young lass comes around the corner... Chipper, cute as a bug, half my age... ""Can I help you, sir?""

Oh, damn.

Yeah, I'm picking up a package. ... "Last name?" ... I told her... she went around the corner and I was watching her as she looked down and then did a bug-eyed double take.

OH DAMN!!!

I figured at this point I just want to get my doll which I am convinced at this point has no packaging at all, just a big fleshtoned mannequin with a big sign saying my owner is a sex perv... So I just asked if she needed me to come around behind the counter and get it.

She said yes, then said some words that made my almost fall over dead. ""Did you want a dolly?""

WHAT? :puppydogeyes:

""It's heavy... did you want a dolly?""



I just busted out laughing and said, nope... I think I can get it.

Turns out it was securely double boxed & no-one had any idea of the contents.

I still just know I was red as a beet.
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