hey, ricardo

jackrabbit · Post by **jackrabbit** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:12 pm

Hey, I was thinking about what Matt should call that technique he uses to attach the dong to the maledoll and the shemales. I don't know if you are aware of it, but basically there's a huge ball at the base (in addition to the regular two

) that snaps into what looks like a coin slot.

It occurred to me that Matt could call this attachment mechanism (wait for it) SNAP-ON TOOLS!!!

No, wait, that name's in use. They'd sue his ass.

<Goofy laugh>
Gawrsh, Mickey, Ah hyuk, ah hyuk, ah hyuk, ah huh huh huh huh
</Goofy laugh>

Ricardo · Post by **Ricardo** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:26 pm

Jacques,

... and that's what we call "ballin' the jack!"

I think I've said it before, Jacques, you are TOO twisted for Color TV!

Yes, I'd seen the "mechanism" in Peter's DollAlbum gallery. I bid on him when he was on Ebay but couldn't keep up ...

however ... I shall remain vigilant in my quest!

'cardo
I know what boys like

Corben_99 · Post by **Corben_99** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:25 am

Hey JR,
How about:

Instant Prostate

The Real Prostate

The Bola Technique

The Big Bola

Liquid Love

The Sperminator

ManHoodamizer

Franks and Beans

The Big Chorizo

The Chorizao Technique

The FrankenFurter Technique

Slots "R" Us

Insert Here

The Big Weiner

The Trouser Snake Technique

The Ball Dong Technique

The INstA Dick Technique

The Big PEE-PEE Technique

If I can think of some more, I'll add them here.

Ricardo · Post by **Ricardo** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 10:25 am

let's see ...

SnapOn Schlong

Pop*a*Cock (a subsidiary of Pop*a*Lock)

Slap Stick

Prickles (a subsidiary of Pringles) "Once you pop, you can't stop!"

Lee PressOn Penis (*New and Exciting Colors!*)

Ball 'n Groove

Pop Goes The Penis

Dude Where's My Dick

'cardo
I know what boys like

Ricardo · Post by **Ricardo** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 11:52 pm

This would be just as much fun (maybe more) in the Male Doll User Group

How do you "move" a subject?

jackrabbit · Post by **jackrabbit** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:15 am

Only a moderator of the current forum can do that. Do you want it moved? Does everybody want it moved?

Ricardo · Post by **Ricardo** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:18 am

I would like to see something "new" down yonder on the list ... but I'll wait until we have a concensus (or lack thereof!).

Thanks, Jacques.

'cardo
I know what boys like

Davecat · Post by **Davecat** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 1:37 pm

Matt McMullen's alarm clock goes off, forcing him to rise out ov bed. He stumbles into the study, picks up a sheet ov paper containing that day's production schedule, and scrutinises it in the morning light.
'Hmm.. lessee.. gotta start the casting on those four MaleDoll orders.' He sighs. 'Time to make the Doll nuts.'

*ba dum bum ksssh*