A seeker, Xing Guang, arrived
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:42 pm
A different kind of review/intro. I'm assuming (I'm already an ass. Can't make it worse) dear reader you know what cardboard boxes look like. Packing foam and wrap. Blah blah blah. And pretty much all makers send the same goodies and lingerie so figuring you also don't need pics of those. But before I begin and let the lass speak for herself.
A VERY BIG SHOUT OUT TO HOW GREAT STAR from SM WAS TO DEAL WITH.
So, I call her a seeker because she's seeking. She has also explained that Xing Guang translates to Star Light for laowai's. I guessed wrong that laowai meant; good looking, super hot man. She shook her head and said "Nope. Just means old foreigner. You give me water." Then she walked away and sat in a room I'm currently renovating. Typical pushy woman.
I'll let her continue..
I have travelled far in search of my twin half sister. Silly old man said that was impossible. I said Yes possible. First time laowai real quick. Second time. Slower more drawn out. Half sister first time. Ugly round ears. Me? Second time nice beautiful ears more drawn out. Fuller satisfying lips. See me second time. Much better. But even ugly, I still worry. Her energy was here I can feel it. But I will sit and quench my thirst first. I rested. Then silly old man wanted me to hold a ladder not moving. Strange people here. I move he breathes heavy. Me moving not him. Why he get out of breath? In my 100 years living, I never see such foolishness. He says "Oh no a spider up your dress. Raise it!" I tell him I don't feel no spider. He says "It went around front. You better look." I Holler "You fool. There is no spider. Look silly man. None down here either." I show him what all man want to see. Then I tell him, to tell me where my twin half sister is or to go away. He says something called a Gubnint came. They did a drafting thing. I don't what that is. And sent her to a place called Space Force where she is being turned into a cadet. I screamed for him to leave me be for I needed to rest before I seek a magic to counter this turning. Even ugly I will not let my twin half sister be turned into a cadet creature. Though it might improve her looks with those ugly round ears of hers.
Hope you enjoyed.
She arrived in pristine condition.
SM's yellow I consider more a light tan than an alternative to what most call "natural" skin tone.
SM doesn't have a "natural tone and they default to yellow. Don't get me wrong the color has definitely grown on me in the past couple of days (she arrived late Thursday). Just a heads up it's not your typical "natural". It's close (I do have "natural" colored dolls to compare her to) It's just slightly on the tanner side.
And I ordered her with the regular, what I call Katie head and the elf head. The Elf head is really a bit large for her and the body is not made for the elfs head. There's a gap around the circumference where head/body meet.
Keep in mind. This body is not the standard elf's body you'll see in images of the 136 Elf floating around here.
So the bottom line is I give the doll a 9.5 out of 10. There was a slight issue with one of the heads but Star resolved the issue before it even became an issue.
But when it comes to customer service. SM gets an 11 out of 10. Star was on top of the deal from the git go until the wee lass arrived at my door saying crazy stuff about a twin half sister.
Even though I hadn't been dealing with Jack. He also reached out multiple times to insure all was going smoothly and to check in with me. I really got the feeling that SM cared. Not just about the sale but about the customer also.
So now it's time to post and let this laowai's fingers rest because I hate typing. I'm a hunt and peck typist.
A VERY BIG SHOUT OUT TO HOW GREAT STAR from SM WAS TO DEAL WITH.
So, I call her a seeker because she's seeking. She has also explained that Xing Guang translates to Star Light for laowai's. I guessed wrong that laowai meant; good looking, super hot man. She shook her head and said "Nope. Just means old foreigner. You give me water." Then she walked away and sat in a room I'm currently renovating. Typical pushy woman.
I'll let her continue..
I have travelled far in search of my twin half sister. Silly old man said that was impossible. I said Yes possible. First time laowai real quick. Second time. Slower more drawn out. Half sister first time. Ugly round ears. Me? Second time nice beautiful ears more drawn out. Fuller satisfying lips. See me second time. Much better. But even ugly, I still worry. Her energy was here I can feel it. But I will sit and quench my thirst first. I rested. Then silly old man wanted me to hold a ladder not moving. Strange people here. I move he breathes heavy. Me moving not him. Why he get out of breath? In my 100 years living, I never see such foolishness. He says "Oh no a spider up your dress. Raise it!" I tell him I don't feel no spider. He says "It went around front. You better look." I Holler "You fool. There is no spider. Look silly man. None down here either." I show him what all man want to see. Then I tell him, to tell me where my twin half sister is or to go away. He says something called a Gubnint came. They did a drafting thing. I don't what that is. And sent her to a place called Space Force where she is being turned into a cadet. I screamed for him to leave me be for I needed to rest before I seek a magic to counter this turning. Even ugly I will not let my twin half sister be turned into a cadet creature. Though it might improve her looks with those ugly round ears of hers.
Hope you enjoyed.
She arrived in pristine condition.
SM's yellow I consider more a light tan than an alternative to what most call "natural" skin tone.
SM doesn't have a "natural tone and they default to yellow. Don't get me wrong the color has definitely grown on me in the past couple of days (she arrived late Thursday). Just a heads up it's not your typical "natural". It's close (I do have "natural" colored dolls to compare her to) It's just slightly on the tanner side.
And I ordered her with the regular, what I call Katie head and the elf head. The Elf head is really a bit large for her and the body is not made for the elfs head. There's a gap around the circumference where head/body meet.
Keep in mind. This body is not the standard elf's body you'll see in images of the 136 Elf floating around here.
So the bottom line is I give the doll a 9.5 out of 10. There was a slight issue with one of the heads but Star resolved the issue before it even became an issue.
But when it comes to customer service. SM gets an 11 out of 10. Star was on top of the deal from the git go until the wee lass arrived at my door saying crazy stuff about a twin half sister.
Even though I hadn't been dealing with Jack. He also reached out multiple times to insure all was going smoothly and to check in with me. I really got the feeling that SM cared. Not just about the sale but about the customer also.
So now it's time to post and let this laowai's fingers rest because I hate typing. I'm a hunt and peck typist.