World's Cheapest Love Doll (but not the worst!)

hentai_11 · Post by **hentai_11** » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:58 am

Wouldn't it be much easier and less cruel to the teddy bear, if you just used a mask?

Stewie studmuffin · Post by **Stewie studmuffin** » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:21 am

Yeah I don't think Teddy would like having his head cut off!

sithruk · Post by **sithruk** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 11:17 am

" But if the best i could do was the...barbie bear?... i'd just go ahead and kill myself. Probably drive my car into a tree at 100 mph so the cops/EMS don't have to go see the sadness at my home at that point, just a car and a corpse. lol"
Funniest thing I've read in a long time; made me lol, which I rarely do.
Go fuck a piece of concrete = My new go-to insult!

timetraveler1 · Post by **timetraveler1** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:50 pm

heres a cheap solution to your problem .
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Halloween-Stuf ... SwsotamBiB

you can even do some customizing cit a hole out sew a sock area into the crotch push it inside the body and and get a artificial vagina toy stick it in there , attach some sort of female head to it . and you have a fairly cheap female friend . personally , i would open a small place on the cloth dummy and add more fiber fill stufing to give it more a female shape .

Agent D · Post by **Agent D** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:09 pm

Once you go Barbie Bear you'll never go back

Jezus that was funny...

I can vaguely remember my first masterbater. It was some sort of plush thing, may have been a football. Cant remember, but do remember it was stuffed with styrofoam bbs. After a few times i the bbs got hard and i changed them out with some from my bean bag chair. My mom probably wondered why my chair got smaller And smaller over time.

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