Begog's Mini-Beeotches!
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Sarena takes the stage...
Vincent Vega: I'll have a Royale with cheese.
Jessie: What the fuck?
Sarena mesmerizes the crowd. It seems a Back Street Boy has had too much to drink. The Joker quietly robs him.
Vincent: I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Jessie: Who the fuck do you think I am, Ronald Goddamn McDonald?
Sarena rakes in the cash while Dwayne takes out the trash!
Vincent: I was trying not to say I need a quarter pound of blue meth over the cell phone, you rock!
Heather: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Heather: Get off the phone and kill rat NOW!!!
Jessie: Let me call you back. I gotta go kill a mouse.
Heather: No mouse. Is rat. YUGE!! Need gun!
Jessie: I haven't seen the rat yet that could survive an asswhooping from my shoe.
Heather: Is your funeral.
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Let’s hope the ‘rat’ hasn’t been eating ’shit cum’ or it might be even more dangerous!
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LOL! Lucky for me they are small and I got Kwench!LoneRanger wrote:Sir! I have it on good advice that you hail from south of the Mason Dixon. Well you sir are no Southern Gentleman in your approach to the fairer sex. I would challenge you to a duel if I was bigger!!
I also got some pretty mean 1/6 characters!
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Jessie sees the rat. It's big. Shocked at what he sees, he temporarily freezes. Not good. Heather wisely reaches for the shotgun.
Jessie: GODDAMN!!
The rat pounces. Jessie is fighting for his life. Heather desperately tries to cock the shotgun.
Jessie: Help me Geebus!
Heather unloads on the ginormous rat.
Heather: Are you OK?
Jessie: You saved my life, babe.
After gathering his composure and and couple sips of liquor...
Jessie: I owe you, Heather. If there is anything I can do, let me know.
Heather: I saved your life, now you save mine. Buy me from Torretta.
Jessie: I don't know if I can, It would take all I have.
Heather: I could have just ran away and let the rat take care of you. You can just make more meth.
Jessie: You're right, babe. I owe you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you away from him.
Heather: That's what I want to hear. Kiss me, you fool.
Jessie takes a picture.
Jessie: No one's ever going to believe this without a pic!
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Damien (right): Damn I love whores!
Jimbo: Whores is GOOD!
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They shoot IN to those barrels!LoneRanger wrote:Damn. for a second there I thought I was staring at 2 fancy French Cannons! What the heck do you shoot out of those barrels?