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better hope daria doesn't see your post scooter or it will cost you another 500.

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Thanks, guys! :thumbs_up:

Sarena takes the stage...
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Vincent Vega: I'll have a Royale with cheese.
Jessie: What the fuck?

Sarena mesmerizes the crowd. It seems a Back Street Boy has had too much to drink. The Joker quietly robs him.
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Vincent: I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese.

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Jessie: Who the fuck do you think I am, Ronald Goddamn McDonald?

Sarena rakes in the cash while Dwayne takes out the trash!
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Vincent: I was trying not to say I need a quarter pound of blue meth over the cell phone, you rock!
Heather: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Heather: Get off the phone and kill rat NOW!!!
Jessie: Let me call you back. I gotta go kill a mouse.

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Heather: No mouse. Is rat. YUGE!! Need gun!

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Jessie: I haven't seen the rat yet that could survive an asswhooping from my shoe.
Heather: Is your funeral.

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This outta be good...I can see a giant rat coming to a corner near you!

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must be one of those human rats.

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Great series Begog!

Let’s hope the ‘rat’ hasn’t been eating ’shit cum’ or it might be even more dangerous!
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Sir! I have it on good advice that you hail from south of the Mason Dixon. Well you sir are no Southern Gentleman in your approach to the fairer sex. I would challenge you to a duel if I was bigger!!
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LoneRanger wrote:Sir! I have it on good advice that you hail from south of the Mason Dixon. Well you sir are no Southern Gentleman in your approach to the fairer sex. I would challenge you to a duel if I was bigger!!
LOL! Lucky for me they are small and I got Kwench! :evilbat:
I also got some pretty mean 1/6 characters! :D

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Thanks guys! :thumbs_up: The story continues...

Jessie sees the rat. It's big. Shocked at what he sees, he temporarily freezes. Not good. Heather wisely reaches for the shotgun.
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Jessie: GODDAMN!!


The rat pounces. Jessie is fighting for his life. Heather desperately tries to cock the shotgun.
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Jessie: Help me Geebus!

Heather unloads on the ginormous rat.
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Heather: Are you OK?
Jessie: You saved my life, babe.

After gathering his composure and and couple sips of liquor...
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Jessie: I owe you, Heather. If there is anything I can do, let me know.
Heather: I saved your life, now you save mine. Buy me from Torretta.
Jessie: I don't know if I can, It would take all I have.
Heather: I could have just ran away and let the rat take care of you. You can just make more meth.

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Jessie: You're right, babe. I owe you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you away from him.
Heather: That's what I want to hear. Kiss me, you fool.

Jessie takes a picture.
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Jessie: No one's ever going to believe this without a pic!

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man that rat must have gotten into some antiphicen cream or jessies meth.

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Ahhh...the poor thing. Such a cute furry critter, some one call PETA, Peta bread that is, lets slice and dice. Make mine medium please!
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That Rat sure met his last stand. Got that big by eating egg Custard I would guess. Now don't go native on us give us some more...
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looks like loneranger might be starting a civil war story.

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Damien (right): Damn I love whores! :twisted:

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Jimbo: Whores is GOOD!
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Damn. for a second there I thought I was staring at 2 fancy French Cannons! What the heck do you shoot out of those barrels?
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LoneRanger wrote:Damn. for a second there I thought I was staring at 2 fancy French Cannons! What the heck do you shoot out of those barrels?
They shoot IN to those barrels! :twisted:

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