Starlight Lounge featuring the Ruby Room Bar and Grill

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:52 am

That reminds me.. its been 4 or 5 days now.. I better turn mine inside out tonight..
just as well i'm in the clean undie club. My new pair should arrive in a week or two :haha4:

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deerman · Post by **deerman** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:11 am

You may be short changed all the time!

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:31 am

deerman wrote:You may be short changed all the time!

How fitting (another pun)!!

:haha4:

Meet Lawmanbaca!

Sheriff Lil B: Ladies it is obvious that there was a failure in security, none of which was my fault of course. But to insure around the clock coverage I would like you to meet my towering new deputy!

deerman · Post by **deerman** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:47 am

! hope he is quick on the draw!

carlys_guy · Post by **carlys_guy** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:53 am

does he have a crossbow and a light saber?

carlys_guy

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:59 am

carlys_guy wrote:does he have a crossbow and a light saber?

carlys_guy

Nope....Just 357, handcuffs and a Baton. But he has put in a request for nicer hat

I make these up as I go from my bucket of bits and pieces, lol.

Don't worry Sheriff, you can count on me, Deputy Lawmanbacca!

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:00 pm

deerman wrote:! hope he is quick on the draw!

I'll be happy if I can get that fat pistol grip into that clenched paw...

:haha4:

deerman · Post by **deerman** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:19 pm

S&W should have custom grips aviaible!

To fit a Wookies hand

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:17 pm

deerman wrote: S&W should have custom grips aviaible! To fit a Wookies hand

Speaking of pistol grips.....

Deputy: You know, I really, really like my new job.

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Unfortunately I can't stand up with this stiff gun of mine!

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:20 pm

Chewbacca: Yes Cuz, it's the new S&W high capacity Sports model Crossbow.

Princessbacca: It's so light and I feel like I can take on any assisian that is stupid enough to come my way!!

Siegfriedbacca: Chewie, what are you doing!! No weapons allowed!!

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:01 pm

Rebalbacca: What is it with all the Wookie stereotyping, you would think we all just ran around naked with cross bows!

Chewbacca: I'm naked? I never even realized it till now!!

Princessbacca: Well I feel so liberated I want to run naked...and shoot something!!

Siegfriedbacca: What are you guys, the 3 stooges, your going to get caught!!

deerman · Post by **deerman** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:31 pm

harry guys! just having fun

do not let the cross bow strings get tangled in there hair.

Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:03 pm

deerman wrote:harry guys! just having fun do not let the cross bow strings get tangled in there hair.

Sheriff Lil B: Tell me sweetheart why are you Wookies playing with weapons?

Princessbacca: Oh Sheriff your confused, these are just props for our Circus act.

Rebalbacca: I am a member of the Rebel Alliance!

Siegfriedbacca: Don't shoot Sheriff, I have a wife and she's insane!

Chewbacca: No shit, how many movies? Stark naked!! I should kill Lucas first!

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Sheriff Lil B: Look, what ever your name is

Chewbacca: Chewbacca

Sheriff Lil B: Well Chewbacca, we have a low tolerance for perverts, put some fucking clothes on!

Chewbacca: Yes sir, sorry...

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Princessbacca: Thanks Chewie for the cool gift, I know you are a big movie star but coming here at this trying time was so sweet.

Chewbacca: Mumbles (Yea, big movie star, big naked stupid prancing movie star without a clue).

Princessbacca: What? Never-mind, so were you headed now?

Chewbacca: Hollywood....Kind of a hunting trip.

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Post by **LoneRanger** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:09 pm

You know if you ever need anything, anything at all, you just name it and I am your man!!

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OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:02 pm

deerman wrote: S&W should have custom grips aviaible! To fit a Wookies hand

And he needs to find a thigh holster too.
That will give him am extra half a second on the draw and less likely to blow his balls off if he stuffs up. ..