My teddy bear wont talk to me...

Post by **Kwench** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 3:26 pm

Where's Teddy?

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OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 6:37 pm

Classic...! You have just made my day kwench. I can start the day with a smile on my face.. But for now while I'm busy I put Teddy into lock down because I don't know what sort of trouble he might get up to with my back turned. But I am sure by the way he has been acting lately he will have something planned soon.

Now I'm getting excited. Those little red pants are hot.. I'm guessing that when I have the courage to showTed he will also want more of that.!!!!

hollows+fentiman · Post by **hollows+fentiman** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 6:45 pm

OlmanOz wrote:
Now I'm getting excited. Those little red pants are hot.. I'm guessing that when I have the courage to showTed he will also want more of that.!!!!

Hey Olman! You're not wearing them yourself are you?

:haha4:

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 6:53 pm

DAMM....look out. Mr Hollows has got X-ray vision.. :haha4:

Begog · Post by **Begog** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 8:13 pm

It's like Anung said, Mr. Oz. You think you're buying a sweet little submissive sex toy, but then she develops a personality all her own, something you weren't even expecting. The next thing you know, you've got a defiant vamp or she-devil on your hands. I told her to back off, because she might be scaring little Teddy, but this is the answer I got.

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That's it! I'm staying out of it! You're on your own, Teddy![/size] [/color] :drinking:

pixies4ever · Post by **pixies4ever** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 8:17 pm

Karrot wrote:Doll love teddies and teddies love dolls (or in my girls case, Apes)

Karrot

Well these are some very nice pictures. Great photography!!!

Anung Un Rama · Post by **Anung Un Rama** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 8:17 pm

OlmanOz wrote:. ...All he kept rambling was something about an Austin powers movie and wanting to see Kwenches "machine gun jubblies"..... I have no idea what he is talking about. I cant make much sense out of him... im just glad he doesn't know how to turn the computer on!!!

Perhaps the above can jog the memory

and ROFL @ Kwench

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:43 am

AAAAgghhhh... now I remember ..Oh yeah baby...!! Thanks for educating me Anung Un Rama, Now I know what Ted was rambling on about...lol

Ted is going definitely going mad. I'm not sure if he is extra horny and just flirting. Maybe he is drawn to bad girls like Kwench and the Ninja assasin, or perhaps he has just gone gun crazy??
Buggered if i know where he got his red leather pants from either?

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I might have to call my psychiatrist and book an appointment for him??.

OLmanOz ( PS maybe its me going mad??)

Begog · Post by **Begog** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:57 am

LMFAO!!!

LaDollyVita · Post by **LaDollyVita** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 11:56 am

Welcome to TDPF, Teddy! Your assimilation is progressing faster than even Begog could have expected.

Dicks Out,
LDV

Stewie studmuffin · Post by **Stewie studmuffin** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:14 pm

I think the poor little guy still looks depressed. However I think the real reason is due to a hot chick arriving but the manufacturer forgot to give him a penis.

The BASTARDS!!!

SynthetikReality95 · Post by **SynthetikReality95** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 5:24 pm

This... is one of the most hilarious threads I've read through in months

Love the interaction between Kwench and Oz's bear lol

OlmanOz · Post by **OlmanOz** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:02 pm

I think you might be onto something there Stewie?? Id be very unhappy too without my 'Manhood"...!!
Ive given him some hot rock and acupuncture therapy to see if that will settle him down and see I can get some sense out of him as to whats on his mind....

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Thanks for your comments SynthetikReality95
OlmanOz

Post by **LoneRanger** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:04 pm

Teddy has issues

Stewie studmuffin · Post by **Stewie studmuffin** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:16 pm

I'm glad to see that has been able to become more Zen about the situation. I was worried about his depressed look and the way he was looking at the pistol. Like he was thinking about blowing the stuffing out of his head or maybe going to find whoever made him without a penis and blowing bullets up their ass! I can definitely understand because I feel the same way about the mad scientist who put me together. The bastard must have been drunk or high because he gave me an extra belly button where my penis was supposed to be!