My teddy bear wont talk to me...

[Begog]

Kwench: So. YOU, are Teddy? You looked so much... BIGGER in the pictures.

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Kwench: Tell me the truth. WHY were you hiding in the Halloween candy? [/color]
Teddy: (Lie) I was HUNGRY!

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Felicia: Melissa seems to think he was trying to STOW AWAY in some Trick-or-Treater's BAG but Begog never gave him out as candy.
Teddy: (Lie) I SWEAR I fell in by accident trying to get a tootsie roll!

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[Anung Un Rama]

Oh dear...Teddy may be turned...... ...and I do not mean from being straight

[OlmanOz]

.....speechless

[LoneRanger]

Just be happy that your Teddy does not have a substance problem!

[Begog]

Felicia: What a lying sack of shit! You'd think he was running for president! He should have been a politician! I think he missed his calling!

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Kwench: So what do you think I should do with him?
Felicia: I don't think he's the REAL Teddy, but I say we make an EXAMPLE out of him!

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Felicia: You want I should fill him full of holes right now?
Teddy: Calm down, bitch! (Lie) I wouldn't BE in this mess if you hadn't shoved me into that bowl!
Felicia: You said you were HUNGRY! Let me cap this liar right now, boss!

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Kwench: Hold on. I got a better idea. Teddy, I WAS going to cut you some slack, but then you had to go LYING to me. I hate liars worse than Begog! Have you met "LITTLE T"?
Teddy: No. Who the hell is that?
Felicia: Oh, he's going to LIKE you!

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[Lilith Un Rama]

This topic is soooo funny.....how did I miss it.....I can not wait to see who Little T is....

Keep up the good work sisters

[OlmanOz]

I'm not so sure Lone Ranger. He may have a substance abuse problem?. I found these hidden away in his toy box..!

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I think he must have been popping bullets to put a little bit of "lead in his pencil".. ( which he doesn't have thanks to is horrible maker).
I'll say one thing though he must have big balls if he can jump on a plane, fly half way around the globe to face Kwench and Felicia.

If you hear me Ted, RUN, There too big for you, cut your losses and come home.......!!

[OlmanOz]

Oh no..... He left his medical kit behind. I hope he doesn't get shot or injured and need extra stuffing???

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[Stewie studmuffin]

Oh no..... He left his medical kit behind. I hope he doesn't get shot or injured and need extra stuffing???

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I think he will be ok. I'm made of the same stuffing myself and may be able to share if the need arises.

[OlmanOz]

Good on you Stewie "StudSTUFFING"... We might need some re-enforcments.

[LoneRanger]

What is that small doll and were do you get them?

[heisenberg 9]

I could not stop laughing when i read this thread teds not talking i think he looks like hes been buggerrd put him in bed with doll

[OlmanOz]

Hello and welcome to TDF...heisenberg 9

[Begog]

What is that small doll and were do you get them?

You mean these?

Phicen.com is a good place to look. So is this:
https://www.manofactionfigures.com/acti ... le-figures
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/default.aspx

[Begog]

Little T-Rex: Rawr!
Teddy: Damn! This is gonna to hurt! However, I'm no longer feeling the need to self-terminate!

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