JUST FOR LAUGHS
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A cursor!
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
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It hasn’t come out yet.
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Once. The second time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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It was truly groundbreaking.
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-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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Except Leo.
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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"A bacon tree ! We’re saved!" he says.
He runs up to the tree and is immediately shot up with bullets.
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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The bartender replies loudly, with gusto, "Well my fine friend, you have to complete 3 tasks."
Now even more nervous, kind of wishing he kept his mouth shut the man asks, "And what are those tasks."
Laughing evilly the bartender replies is a jovially loud voice, "First you have to drink 100 shots of Tequila, then... well you know that mean as hell looking pitbull guarding the door?" When the man gives him a scared nod, he continues, "Will you have to go pull out one of his teeth."
Looking nervously around the bar, and people crowding up closer, in anticipation, he says reluctantly, "Okay, and what is the last task?"
At the bartender and crowds jeering laughter, the man feels like he swallowed his stomach, when the bartender answers, "Last task is you got to go up stairs to do the granny." At that a call of "Woohoo!" come from the other side of the bar. The man looks over and sees like the oldest, most shriveled, gnarly old woman, he had ever seen, waving seductively and giving him saucy winks. Horrified the man gulps sickeningly. Know he really need the money to keep afloat for a while he yells, with false bravo, "I'll do it! Let's do this shit!"
At that the room explodes in cheers and the bartender starts pouring drinks as fast as they can be poured and the man starts drinking, one shot after another. After an undetermined time the man finally drinks 100 shots of tequila, then with a bletch he gets up and stumbles out of the bar, to where the mean pitbull is chained. A few moments after the door closes the crowd hears the pitbull yelp. The man stumbles back into the bar barely able to stand up straight, he walks over to be lead upstairs by the old decrepit woman, into a back room. After several minutes everyone in the bar hears granny yelp. The man appears at the top of the stairs and the crowd in the bar goes wild.
The man stumbles down the stairs and up to the bar, where he slams a tooth down and says "Give me my $10 grand, here is granny's f@#king tooth."
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The bartender replies loudly, with gusto, "Well my fine friend, you have to complete 3 tasks."
Now even more nervous, kind of wishing he kept his mouth shut the man asks, "And what are those tasks?"
Laughing evilly the bartender replies is a jovially loud voice, "First you have to drink 100 shots of Tequila, then... well you know that mean as hell looking pitbull guarding the door?" When the man gives him a scared nod, he continues, "Will you have to go pull out one of his teeth."
Looking nervously around the bar, and people crowding up closer, in anticipation, he says reluctantly, "Okay, and what is the last task?"
At the bartender's and crowds jeering laughter, the man feels like he swallowed his stomach, when the bartender answers, "Last task is you got to go up stairs to do the 'Granny'." At that, a call of "Woohoo!" come from the other side of the bar. The man looks over and sees like the oldest, most shriveled, gnarly old woman, he had ever seen, waving seductively and giving him saucy winks. Horrified the man gulps sickeningly. Know he really need the money to keep afloat for a while he yells, with false bravo, "I'll do it! Let's do this shit!"
At that the room explodes in cheers and the bartender starts pouring drinks as fast as they can be poured and the man starts drinking, one shot after another. After an undetermined time the man finally drinks 100 shots of tequila, then with a bletch he gets up and stumbles out of the bar, to where the mean pitbull is chained. A few moments after the door closes the crowd hears the pitbull yelp. The man stumbles back into the bar barely able to stand up straight, he walks over to be lead upstairs by the old decrepit woman, into a back room. After several minutes everyone in the bar hears granny yelp. The man appears at the top of the stairs and the crowd in the bar goes wild.
The man stumbles down the stairs and up to the bar, where he slams a tooth down and says "Give me my $10 grand, here is granny's f@#king tooth."
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"Admit it," he said. "The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me a million dollars."
"Don't be ridiculous!" she shot back. "I don't care who left the money with you."
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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I see two cops on the other side of the street, they can see her but they aren't doing anything about it...
Tax dollars in action I guess.
As I am going to pay I hear this screaming behind me, like "I am dying!" type screaming.
I look around and see that this woman's arm is on fire!
She is literally running around the station waving her arm in the air!
The cops jump into action and put the fire out, then arrest and handcuff her!
I think this is a bit harsh and that the woman should be going to the hospital, not jail so I ask one cop why are they arresting her.
The cop replied, "For waving a firearm in public."
-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
-Just in timeYou could not of found a better person to help you with your first doll. Jeff /Booty call dolls, knows his stuff... One of the few members that is a vendor and a real lover of dolls. He owns quite a few dolls, and really understands the love we all share.
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A walk.