"Jessica's Big Droid".

[carlys_guy]

yep never leave a loaded weapon laying around never know when a newbie will pick it up.

carlys_guy

mr. ozzy we don't have coffee in the house just tea.

carly snugglemore

[0osik]

[hollows+fentiman]

Thank you for that laugh! It made my day!

[Wolferich]

Oops, that looks familiar.
The Master has made another beautiful story.

[LoneRanger]

First.. What the hell is he shaving with, a freaking machete!!

I know a women who resembles that and I married her. Yes, my wife also played the Oboe! She also blew up my 67 camero (never teach a teenage girl how to drive on a 4 speed V-8, what clutch!) and my 84 Chevy S-10 (yep, who needs to use that pesky extra pedal for the clutch!).

[scooter_ca]

What wonderful stunning pictures in Chapter 2, Getting ready.. Part 7, We'll find a way..!
You really captured the emotion of the scene.


Also: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

I didn't know about this trick. It could be very useful.

Thanks,
scooter

[OlmanOz]

Yes Colonel Cotton and Sargent Barnes where rather silly leaving that RPG loaded Carly, legacy of being in to many wars I guess..
Nice to see you Ooisk, hope you didn't choke...
Laughter is the best medicine as they say Mr hollows.. And we all need a good laugh in these trying times..
I'm guessing Barnes was using his bowie knife to shave with Mr Ranger....

Jessica's big droid.. Season three..
Chapter 2, Getting ready.. Part 9, It's a miracle...!

A few weeks had passed since Colonel Cottons and Sergeant Barnes last visit, There
was no sign of Imperial hunters and things were very quiet.. Then early one morning....

What you reading hon..?
Just the latest issue of Droid mechanics..

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It's the 60th anniversary edition..
Oh right, I forgot that came.. Ooooh, I suddenly feel...

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Aaaghh.. Jessica took a deep breath and let it out slowly. Oh darling..
What is it Jessica, you look pale again..?

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My tummy... I don't feel so good, I need the bathroom..
That is the fourth morning in a row..

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Eeerr, I'm think I'm going to vomit..
Okay, that does it.. You're going to the hospital, right now...!

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A half hour later....

But I want to come..
Relax k2, let me take her.. We have a machine gun and my pistol, we'll be fine..

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It's ok darling.. You know what happened last time you were at the hospital,
and we don't want that again do we..?
No, we nearly got arrested..
Recap.. (The hospital incident).... viewtopic.php?f=11&t=96837&p=1676849#p1676849
Okay then don't worry.. Chloe knows what she's doing..

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That's right.. And it's not like we haven't been in a gunfight before..
Well okay, just be careful and keep your eyes open..

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By mid afternoon Jessica had been tested....

What's taking so long..?
I don't know, X-rays take time I guess, don't worry Jess.. I'm sure Melody has
it under control..

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Oh here she comes..
Sorry I took so long.. I thought there was an error, so I had them test the
machine and then recheck your result..
An error, what do you mean, what's wrong with me..?
You have morning sickness..
That's ridiculous Melody, what are you talking about..?

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I think you better look at the X-ray.. You're pregnant Jessica...!
Pregnant, that's impossible.. Let me see that.. k2 is a robot and there is no
one else..! It doesn't even look like a..../
A baby..

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Yes, a baby... A little tiny k2 baby... He's going to be a Dad...!
It's a miracle...!

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[hollows+fentiman]

.....and Aaaaaaaw at the same time! It looks like Jessica has been well and truly ‘screwed’!

Incredible photos and detail mate!

Cheers, Hollows.

[LoneRanger]

OMG!!!

I guess she really did get screwed!! This is just nuts.. I feel like bolting away. Well we will just have to washer and she what happens!!

[0osik]

[carlys_guy]

when she got up to throw up carly and said she was probably pregnant. hope there are no rough edges on that robot baby or it could be an extra painful birth.

carlys_guy

[Wolferich]

Luckily they are not twins, otherwise they would rattle with every step.

[OlmanOz]

Jessica's big droid.. Season three..
Chapter 2, Getting ready.. Part 10, Keep pushing...!

Jessica rang and told k2 he was going to be a dad, Immediately he started to day dream....

I'm going to be a father.. Hehe, he'll be a chip off the old block...!

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His mind wandered to the teenage years....

Daaaad, can I please borrow the car.. My friends and I want to go hunting..
No you may not, and where did you get those weapons, the probability of
shooting yourself is approximately...... Well it's just too high...!
It's not fair.. You always spoil my fun, if mum was here she'd let me go...!

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k2 suddenly snapped out of his daydream and ran to the lab....

Guess what grandpa.. I'm going to be a father..
Hehe... Congratulations Young man... Didn't know you had it in you, the
equipment that is.. Hehehe..
Oh my, how exciting.. said 3po.
A father.. Well I'll be...! exclaimed Ted.

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Here, have a cigar grandpa..
Oh no, not this rusty old bucket.. Not good for my circuits.. Hehe..
Come on grandpa, we need to celebrate..
Well, I suppose one won't hurt..
This calls for some fresh oil.. said 3po throwing up his arms.

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Nine and a half months later....

Well thanks for coming over Melody and giving me a check-up.. I feel like
a bloated whale.. I hope it comes soon.. I'm already 2 weeks overdue..
Don't worry Jessica, It will come when it's ready..

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Oh my goodness.. It's coming now...! said Jessica jumping up sending the chair crashing behind her.
My water just broke..

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Aaaagh, contractions, it's coming.. Right now...!!
Quick, up on the table.. No time to get to hospital..
Jason, help me clear the table quick..

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Aaagh the pain.. My stomach is going to burst, this is not normal..
Let me check.. What the..? It... It... It sounds like... I can hear bubbles, kind
of like scuba tank bubbles..?.
What are you talking about..?
Just keep pushing Jess..

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Grrrr... Aaaagh...
Keep pushing, I can see the head.
I can't watch..
Get us some hot water and towels Jason, quickly..
Push Jessica..

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sSSiiiii...CCCOOOOOOOOgggghhhhhh......Cough cough splutter...!
"Screeaamm"...!"Screeaamm"...!"Screeaamm"...!"Screeaamm"...!
"Screeaamm"...!"Screeaamm"...!"Screeaamm"...!"Screeaamm"...! the girls screamed.

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Aaaaghh... k2 wake up.. Wake up...!

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What's wrong honey, did you have a bad dream..?
Yes, a terrible nightmare.. First I dreamt I had an x-ray and was pregnant.. You
were smoking cigars, then the baby was coming.. It was very painful.. Melody
could hear scuba noises and then I gave birth to Darth Vader.. It was horrible...!
Well you're okay now.. Don't worry I'm here.. It was just a dream..
Yes, a very bad dream.. But what does it all mean darling..?
Well, maybe you want to have a baby.. But you are worried about Vader..?
Yes of course, you're right.. But how can we have a baby.. Is that even possible..
And even if it was, how could we raise a family while we are being hunted by
Vader's thugs..? And all our friends are still in danger too.. We need to get away..

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I have an idea.. When I overheated in the desert I met a man called old
Ben.. He will know how to help us.. Tomorrow we will go and find him...!
Okay..
Recap.. (Old Ben helps k2).... viewtopic.php?f=11&t=96837&p=1468697#p1468697

To be continued...!

[LoneRanger]

Oh thank GOD it was only a dream!! I have had nightmares about dancing baby robots!! Teenage Robots.Hope they are all female and clocked in Silicone with the correct attributes!! . . Were is Ray Bradbury when you need him!!

[0osik]