My teddy bear wont talk to me...

[LoneRanger]

Exciting! Can't wait.

So are you making a 1/6 scale version of the Falcon?

[OlmanOz]

That could very well be in the pipeline Mr Ranger....???? along with the man upstairs giving us an 8th day in the week for extra time to make it ...

They found found an empty table near the corner next to the band.
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**This is where Anung slips in a classic canteena music clip hopefully**......lol





Rusty bought over the beers, but Chloe decided to have water coz she wanted to remain sharp. Still very much worried about Ted.
And she passed her thigh holster to 3p0, thinking she was quite safe as her old friend Jessica seemed to know the locals at the bar quite well.

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The Sarge who was still a nervous wreck after his encounter with the crocodile and lizards almost taking his balls,
downed his beer in about 3 seconds.
Glu..glu….glug. AAgghh nothing like a nice coldie to wash that dust down..... sighed the Sarge.
The girls gave Henry "that look" that only girls can do....

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What….., can’t a man have a drink. Said the Sarge staring at Jessica.

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[OlmanOz]

(canteena music)

Shaking their heads and then choosing to Ignore the Sarge Jessica began to explain to Chloe how she came to be in the outback.
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You remember when we where on the shelf in the storeroom back in China waiting to be sold. How I longed to be out in the wide open spaces...Eerrgghh...that tiny box was so claustrophobic. It gave me the creeps.

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When you started telling me about Ted and going to Australia it got me thinking.
You know I like fast bikes. So after you left I went on eBay, bought myself a motorbike, snuck inside the box and sent it to a fake address in the outback. and hear I am...anyway, enough about me. How is Ted??

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I'm sorry to tell you Jess. Ted has been kidnapped by Imperial Storm-troopers. He stole the blueprints from Vader using the coffee machine transporter and built his own droid.. k2s0. You know, the tall one behind us you said was cute. And while in the desert searching for him we ran across Jawa who told us he saw Ted being flown away into space.

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OMG...So thats why your here. you need a ship?
I don't know Jessica. I may never see him again. chocked Chloe with tears welling up in her eye's.

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Don't you worry Chloe. I'll help you find him. There is someone you should meet...

[LoneRanger]

Who can it be now.....????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siF-aZwLZ5w

[OlmanOz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M (Canteena music)... right click and open in new tab while reading...

Chloe I'd like to you meet my friend Charlotte.

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Hi Chloe, my friends call me Charlie.
Pleased to meet you Charlie

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Charlie wasn't just your typical blue eyed 23 year old. She was born in the UK. Has the look and the gift of the gab.
But she was no blonde Bimbo. Charlie has an IQ that boils test tubes and sends your average scientist into a "geekish frenzie".
But she loved to chat the bad boys, like cowboy, and frequented the bar on a regular basis.
How can I help Chloe, asked charlie

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She took a seat as Chloe explained the situation. listening intently.

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Oh that's terrible. Cried charlie with a disturbed tone of voice

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Chloe's looking for a space ship Charlotte. You know some pilots right?
Yeah. There is this one old guy I know with a big fury dog. I used to deliver pizza to him sometimes when I was in university. His ship is a piece of junk but its fast. if he's here I'll find him.

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I'm always up for a challenge. Don't worry Chloe, We'll get you a ship.

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And off she went to find the old guy with a ship........

[carlys_guy]

sounds like either hal solo and chewy or the two from space balls either way it should be interesting.

carlys_guy

[Anung Un Rama]

Hi Oz...as requested editted in 10 hours worth of Jizz Waler music by Figrin D'an and the model Nodes into your post!

Now for the followers of Figrin D'an a must see Doco on the bands bust up and final concert below....Take 5 minutes here...some funny stuff...the price of fame



Also...It appears that Trooper Gary may be looking to audition for a gig in the Modal Nodes too....



Enjoy Anung

[OlmanOz]

Thanks Carlys_guy. Appreciate your input. Have a few twists up my sleeve on the way...lol
Looking forward to seeing the clips after work. ..ta. Anung.
Oz

[OlmanOz]

Meanwhile. (there's that same word again )Somewhere in deep space the lost Death-star still tries to locate Earth.

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Ted, now known as "Dark Trump" has begun his training.[/i][/size]

The first thing you must learn my young apprentice is how to breath like an Evil tyrant...
like this Dark Trump.. SSsIiCCccooUUugHHhhh.... says Vader in his best deep evil voice that sounds strangely like James Earl Jones.

Dark gives it a try...PPppFFwwwWW..HHooUUGGhhh....
No Dark...it doesn't sound scuba tankie enough. Like this... SSsIiIIii.....CCccooUUugHHhhh.....Now try it again.
PpFFwwwWeee..HHooUUgGhhhhoo...
NO...Not like that...like this..SSsssIiIiiIii.....CCccooooouggggHHhhh..One more time..
PuuFfffpwwWeee..HHuuUUffpphph...
AAgghh.. NOoo you sound like a can of fly spray not and evil villan..GGrrr.rrrrr.
Forget it lets move on.

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Vader shows Dark how to make his eyes look more evil....
Yes my apprentice, now those earthlings will fear you...SSiiccoouuggHHhhh...As soon as you master the scuba tank noises..! Grins Vader.

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They Train in the art combat.
SSIIiiccCCooUuugHHhh...Let go your feelings Dark Trump.. Feel the Galactic honey flowing thru your veins, and let the dark side of the force control your honey pot saber.

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Let your feelings of hate for the one they call OlmanOz well up inside you for not giving you enough honey, SSIICCOOUUGHHHH....and for mankind who forgot to sew on your p*nis..
Learn how to use the grip of death and choke peoples neck with the force....Oh forget that you don't have fingers either. SSiiSSggCCoougHHhhgghhHHhh Vader says with a very agitated scuba type noise.

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Dark trump was now fully under the spell of the dark side. his hatred grew with ever increaSING intensity and his eye's turned blood red.
The final stage of his training was now well under way.
Just then the Emperor returned from his afternoon Nanna nap.
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Well well well. Yeeeessss.....I see your young apprentice has come a long way.
You have done well Lord Vader. your training is nearly complete Dark Trump. I see you are learning how to lay bricks. Soon we will build that wall and cast out all humans from TDF. We will take over the Earth and control all the Dolls .
Our power will be unstoppable....As long as Earth doesn't run out of silicone, TPE and lubricant that is....HHAA hhahahahaHAaeeHAee.. the Emperor lets out a freakish evil laugh that echoes across the galaxy....!!

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[LoneRanger]

So now that is what I call Star Wars with a vengeance!! The googley eyes are the best. Almost wet my pants laughing!!

[hollows+fentiman]

Love the storyline Oz, apart from poor Ted, although I'm sure there's going to be twists in the tale (or tail) later!

[OlmanOz]

Thank you for your coments gentleman . Nice to know you guys enjoy reading my story.
What is it with pants? Everyone in my story seems to be oiling, pooping, losing, wetting, chaffing...... and now the readers are wetting pants as well....or at least nearly.
Think I will just leave mine off.
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MMM.....We haven't had burning pants yet....!

[hollows+fentiman]

Liar liar, pants on fire!

[Anung Un Rama]

The "honey pot sabre"....really....that is bloody funny...and a sabre all men have too! Even Darth Trump now it appears!

[OlmanOz]

While Ted, now know as "Dark Trump" was training in the ways of the "Darkside" deep in outer space,
The girls waited patiently at the bar in hope the old man with a space ship might show up.
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And sure enough, later that night;
Chloe I think he's here. Over on the other side of the hotel...

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The Girls jumped up in a hurry. But the Sarge now a little tipsy decided to stay with the droids.
They entered the big room on the other side of the hotel. And there he was, an old man all rugged up standing by the window.
That's him I think Chloe. She turned to the old man. Mr Solo, Is that you? asked Charlotte.

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Charlie, Hehe...Well aren't you a sight for sore eye's. Its been a while Darling.

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Come here and let me give you a hug. Your all grown up..!

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What the....!!

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Mr Solo, are you drunk? Here let me help you up.
No I'm not drunk. Just gettin old, I tripped over something on the floor again.

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GGrrr.. not that stupid thing again, bloody things been laying there since 1977. Not the first time I've tripped over that..heha.

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Obi wan never did clean up his mess the ol bugger... hehe-haha...And that barman's no good either.
I'm sorry, I don't have knees or a neck. How am I supposed to see the floor??

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Damn humans, Always picking on us robots. They design us this way and then complain, I don't know. enough to drive me to drink...Lol..oh that's right, I own a bar... No wonder my circuits are all rusty...hahaha...