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LoneRanger wrote:Oh man this just gets better....amazing color and depth.
Jessica looks hot in that cold weather gear ( oxymoron? )
Tilly is so cool! I want a herd of them........
Now I may need to get some popcorn...
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Murphy says to Paddy ,
Herd of Taun Tauns Paddy !!!!!
Paddy says to Murphy .
Coarse I herd of Taun Tauns
There's a fucking big flock of em over there !!!!!!!!!!!!
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What is it.. What's up? Leia rang. She thinks an escape pod crashed in the snow near her place..!
Have you ever wondered why escape pods always crash?
Like you're already escaping a spaceship disaster and you jump into a pod so that you can crash.
Would it really hurt to put landing equipment in these things.
Even way back in the 21st century Elon Musk figured out how to put landing equipment in his reusable rocket boosters.
This is my theory Scooter..
If you want landing gear on an escape pod then you also need to have extra engines and lots fuel..
This would add more weight and make it more volatile, posing a bigger risk of blowing up before the pod is jettisoned in the event your space ship is on fire..!
So they have to be light fast and low risk of blowing up.. But its just my theory..
Chapter one..
Find those droids, Part 8.. I need that chip..!
Han and Jessica mounted Tilly..
Right.. Are you ready Jess.? Yep.. Lets go..!
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Good Luck.. yelled Gyn as her and Leia entered the hanger. And be careful Han.. Yeah yeah.. Nothing will harm this old scoundrel..!
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Han and Jessica rode all morining..
Can you see anything Jessica.? No Han.. It's to glary.. Use the digital binoculars Jess..
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Oh that's better.. But I still can't see anything..!
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They rode right to the opposite end of sector 6..
We better stop and give Tilly a rest soon.. Okay.. Two more minutes..
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Let me check the scanner and see if that will locate the damn thing..!
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The signal Jessica.. It's gone..!
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We can't give up now Han.. I have to find 3p0 and r2..!
I need that chip.. And besides we can't leave them out here.. Your right Jessica.. We've been through a lot with those droids..!
Come on.. Let's keep going..
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Try down here Han.. But we just came though there.. Just try it again please Han..
I have a strange feeling we may have missed something..!
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And sure enough around the next corner..!
"LOOK".. yelled Jessica with elation. There it is.. ..! You where right.. Now be on your guard Jess..
The door is open.. Get your gun ready..!
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Chapter one..
Find those droids, Part 9.. Must have been the penguins ..!
Jessica threw off her helmet and raised the gun..!
Be careful Jessica.. The scanner is picking up some kind of life form close by..! Don't worry Han.. Iv'e got this..!
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The pod's empty Han but look over here.. A Storm trooper..! This one's dead Jess.. There must be another....
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Suddenly Tilly let out a loud cry stopping Han mid sentence.!
Gaarrrrllaaghhh..! Aaagghh.. What the..!
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Look out Jess.. It's a wampa..! Don't shoot don't shoot.. It's me Wally..!
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Wally..! What are you doing way out here.. And what's that in your hand.. Aaagh.. It's a umm.. um...?? Yuk.. It's another dead trooper..! And he's stripped to the bone..!
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I didn't eat him I promise..! said Wally dropping the trooper. I thought you promised Leia you where going vegetarian..? Arrgghh...Ummm... It was the penguins.. Yeah that's it.. The penguins..! Forget that.. Have you seen any droids.? No.. Just this nice juicy trooper.. I mean.. Ummm... Arrr... Errr....
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And with that Wally ran off..!
Well it could not have been r2 and 3po's pod.. There where on there own..! I'm sorry Jessica.. It was a false lead.. Come on let's go home..
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Where can they be Han.."Sniff sniff"? I don't know Jessica. But look on the bright side..
They might be in the desert near your home after all..? I hope so..
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"Wait wait"...!Oh bother... Tc-14 and a half you silly girl..
Why did I hide from that big white monster...
I should have come out earlier.. Now I've missed my recuse..!
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I better start walking.. Got to find that gold c3 unit I met on the Deadly star..
So we can.. Well you know.. Hehehe..
He is so cute with his gold shinny paint work..
And the sexy way he walks.. And his funny little red arm.. And his..........
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well that was a great episode but carly is stuffed after munching her pretzels good thing i got the mega pack.
maybe wally will go back to the space mall and marry muffy. i don't trust that tc14.5 droid she seems like trouble maybe ted could reprogram her to be useful.
Geesh.. What will Wally do when he finds out he is a Dad already..?
Carly can I suggest a big bowl of pretzel flavored chewing gum.. That might be cheaper.?
And you could stick it on the side of the bowl when your finished reading and re use it next time.. Hehehe..
Chapter one..
Find those droids, Part 10.. Where can they be.?
Jessica and Han soon made it back to Leia's..!
I'm so disappointed.. I thought we had found them for sure.!
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Well at least you didn't find them all burn't up or worse still, in pieces.. replied Leia. And Han tells me you met Wally.. Lucky for us he took care of those troopers..!
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It's not all bad news Jessica. They might be in the desert after all..
Or they could be back already..
Now why don't you eat the burger Leia made and I'll take us home..?
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Sorry Leia.. I'm just not hungry..
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Meanwhile unknown to the girls,.. Somewhere in the outback...
Guys guys.. Listen up.. I told you coming to this planet would pay off..
There's gold in them there hills..! Gold..! "WHOOHOO"... I'm rich..! Hold on.. What gold.?
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Well.. It's not exactly gold.. But it's close.. What the hell are you talking about..? It's a droid.. Over by the old evaporator..! A droid.. All the way out here..?
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Yeah sure.. Take a look.. Guy's he's right.. A big shinny gold one.. Yeeha.. Payday..!
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"Clang.. poke.. Clang"..Wake up.. Is it dead..?
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"Cloing.. Boo0ng"..Well it's not moving.. Watch ya gaffi stick.. Don't scratch the gold.. Come on let's just take it..
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Errrgh... Lift.. Damn this is heavy.. Grraagghh.... Come on you at the back.. I'm lifting.. I'm lifting..
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Why do I get the feeling that their names just might be Larry, Mo and Curly?? Just saying. That last picture was special, as it caused coffee to shoot out my nose laughing!