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On whose breasts was written all the price of the ale.
And on her behind, (for the sake of the blind),
was the exact same written in braille.
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On the morning of the surgery, the doctor comes in and says, "How we doing?"
I said, "Well, I'm pretty nervous. This is my first operation."
The doctor says, "Relax, you're not alone. this is my first operation too."
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"Tell me," asked the judge, "is there any good reason why you cannot serve as a juror in this trial?"
The man replied: "I don’t want to be away from my job that long."
"Can’t they do without you at work?" demanded the judge.
"Yes," admitted the juror. "But I don’t want them to realize it."
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Noah's Shark.
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-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
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But money was tight in the budget, so the pastor figured he would save a few bucks by only buying about half the paint that was needed and thinning it out with turpentine to make it go farther.
So he did this, and the next Saturday the entire congregation gathered to help paint the church.
They worked all day, from dawn til dusk, and when they were finished the church had a beautiful fresh coat of paint.
But just as they were packing up to go home, storm clouds suddenly rolled in, and a torrential downpour began. The rain washed all of the thinned paint off the church's walls, undoing their whole day's work.
And just then, a mighty voice boomed down from the heavens saying: "REPAINT... and thin no more!!"
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Well the long straight feathers on the birds tail are called pinions. A crow has 12, a raven has 13.
So the difference between a crow and a raven is a matter of a pinion.
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The bartender turns around and points to the sign that says “WE DON”T SERVE STRINGS HERE!”.
The second String orders a shot of whiskey.
The bartender turns around and points to the sign and says “WE DON”T SERVE STRINGS HERE!”.
The third string gets down, goes in the back, twists himself up and unravels the ends then comes back and sits down. “I’ll have a Long Island Ice Tea.”
The bartender turns around and points to the sign that says “WE DON”T SERVE STRINGS HERE! You’re a string, aren’t you?”.
The third string says “No, I’m a frayed Knot.”
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About one inch.
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A doe walks out of the bushes and says “That’s the last time I’ll do that for two bucks”.
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-princeoverit. One vendor name kept coming up as being great at helping customers walk through the process, Booty Call Dolls. So I decided I would work with them on this first purchase, and did.
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